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1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who is with you?
This week, it would probably be either Courtney, Addya, or Dan.
2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal?
Unicorn.
3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
Umm the way my life is going lately, it would probably impale me with it's horn.
4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing, and before you is your dream house. How big is it?
It's mid-size. Big enough to comfortably fit me and anyone living with me.
5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
No.
6. You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining room table. What do you see on AND around it?
I see a white lace table runner on it, six chairs, and a china cabinet near it.
7. You leave the house and on the front porch there's a cup. What sort of cup is it?
Pink plastic.
8. What do you do with the cup?
Take it inside and put it in the sink to be washed.
9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at a ____ river.
Um. Running? Blue?
10. How will you cross the water?
I won't. If I must, I guess I would walk around to the nearest bridge.
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The ANSWERS
1. The person with whom you are walking is the most important to you.
Aw. It didn't take Freud to figure that one out.
2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of the problems in your life.
Oh... Fuck.
3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems.
Oh. Fuck. I guess I'm not an efficient problem solver, scratch that off my resume.
4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems.
Mid-size. Not too ambitious, am I?
5. A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not drop by unannounced.
My personality's not the only thing wide open. *wink wink*
6. If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, a drink, or people, then you are generally unhappy.
Oh. Fuck you. I had a table runner. Why the hell would my dining room have a whole bunch of food unless it's meal time? Neat freaks, beware.
7. The durability of the material with the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationships.
Um... I guess plastic is better than glass?
8. What you did with the cup is representative of your attitude.
I wash things.
9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.
... It's running? Or blue? I'm always on and into hypoxia!
10. The way you cross the water is representative to how easy or hard you expect your life to be.
Um.
O-kay.