I just had to share this:

[cloud7484]

Honestly, I get a lot of spam mail, but I have to say that this is the only one I completly read through and I actually applaud the person who came up with this one.I especially love the way that "Steven Pizzuto" died and the the note added in all caps at the end

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[skaboyoi]

This is extremely disrepectful.

Your poor uncle Steve, who is a fine man, was killed by sea pirates. And this guy isn't even sensitive enough to use spell check when he tells you about your uncle's gruesome fate.

[cloud7484]

Wacking of to kiddie porn....ohhhhh Uncle Steve....is there no line you wont cross?

And it's quite alright, just give me a share of your plunder and we'll call it even.

[ossik]

So....

When do you get the money?