haiku

[cloud8]

in my cubicle,
it smells like hamster bedding.
hope it's not my crotch.

Comments

[dorasolo]

You should stop packing your underpants with wood shavings, then.

[cloud8]

it could help i suppose,
but what would i do if i wanted to build a fire?

[leighannzig]

don't act like there ain't enough pubes there for that.

[cloud8]

somewhere in between, but more fresh than not.

[caddosgrrrl]

Pull the hamsters out of your ass. That should help.

tee-hee =p

[chrissmari]

of course it's your crouch
stop fucking those hot hamsters
herpes will result

[cloud8]

barty crouch junior?
harry potter on your brain.
fucking pedophile.

[chrissmari]

paedophile
is the word you meant to type
but i fuck old dudes

well then you get two haikus

[cloud8]

i'm not veinnese.
tomayto and tomahto,
you brit wanna be.

i yell at my dick
every year i get older.
please don't think i'm hot.