"Wow...this looks professional."

um...yeah, thanks....hence my 4 years of schooling, and also why doing this pays for my living, subquentially leading to it being my PROFESSION.

yeah, you might see this hulk icon on your f-list a lot, today.

i just threw my shoulder out of socket
from sneezing.

i hate my body.

Ashley just sent me this.Apparently, the whole "Fighting Walleye" thing was a stupid rumor, and the radio stations were reporting it before it was unveiled. The hockey team instead was unveiled as the "Lake Erie Monsters," which is waaaaaaay more suitable as a mascot. Cool, even. Way better than our last two mascots, the Lumberjacks and the Barons ( Read more... )

So there's been all of this press lately
about how the owner of the new Cleveland AHL team
was going to announce the great and wonderful name
of the team...and how it's an exciting time,
and blah blah fuckity blah.
So I wake up today,
and what's this great and exciting name?
The Cleveland Fighting Walleye!I shit you not ( Read more... )

we saw the greatest thing friday night ( Read more... )

do NOT listen to a comedy album for the first time at work,
particularly if it's someone like patton oswalt.
from trying not to laugh out loud,
i literally laughed myself to tears,
clutching the desk as if i were doing a space shuttle walk
and if i let go i would float away into eternity.

ugh.
the world is so unfunny.
people who are trying hard to be
are boring me (and embarrassing me) to death.

my situation at work has been strange ( Read more... )

K-Fed is now threatening to release a sex tape ( Read more... )

i'm ok with bands sounding like other bands,
but HOLY SHIT do shook ones
sound EXACTLY like kid dynamite.
and i honestly don't know how i feel about it yet.