HAHAHA did you really tell the dr. that? you gall balls missy. GIANT BALLS. i would have quitely sat there and dealt with the horribleness. because i ain't got balls. i'm pretty much a puss. unless i'm drunk. then i have stupid-eat-your-words-tomorrow balls.
i wish i could rip out my bathroom that bitch is gross. and tiny. my shower is the size of a small phone booth. i'm thick. i need more room than what i've got.
i will do on the carbs before working out thing. layne and i went on tuesday, and i plan to go again today. and if i could ever leave school at a decent fucking time, i'd like to hit up the gym before i have to pick up the boys on mondays and right afer class on fridays. those will be my weight days. i don't like lifting weights in front of people. makes me all nervous. i dunno why. anxiety...
last thing. ARE YOU COMING TO THE PARTEEEE THIS WEEKEND?
yeah i did say it outloud, not directly to his face but basically in the middle of all 3 of the horrible people that worked there to Chase REALLY LOUD! hahahaaha
annnnd my bathroom is nasty, especially since we tried to paint the walls and it just melted and got little handprints all over it. And totally ugly. yours is fine, you're going to the gym remember???? there motivation.
and put on big lesbian face when lifting weights...people avoid angry lesbians unless they themselves are an angry lesbian and then you'll probably get hit on.
well, he's terrified of spiders....so it started when he asked the name of the plant and I said it was a spider plant. then a week later he is in the kitchen pointing a finger at the thing screaming in the middle of the night. Apparently it came to life and ate the baby. He had tried to stop it but, Alas.....spider plants cannot be killed. end so yeah horrific name, horrific dream, and now spider plants scare the crap out of my son.
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HAHAHA did you really tell the dr. that? you gall balls missy. GIANT BALLS. i would have quitely sat there and dealt with the horribleness. because i ain't got balls. i'm pretty much a puss. unless i'm drunk. then i have stupid-eat-your-words-tomorrow balls.
i wish i could rip out my bathroom that bitch is gross. and tiny. my shower is the size of a small phone booth. i'm thick. i need more room than what i've got.
i will do on the carbs before working out thing. layne and i went on tuesday, and i plan to go again today. and if i could ever leave school at a decent fucking time, i'd like to hit up the gym before i have to pick up the boys on mondays and right afer class on fridays. those will be my weight days. i don't like lifting weights in front of people. makes me all nervous. i dunno why. anxiety...
last thing. ARE YOU COMING TO THE PARTEEEE THIS WEEKEND?
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annnnd my bathroom is nasty, especially since we tried to paint the walls and it just melted and got little handprints all over it. And totally ugly. yours is fine, you're going to the gym remember???? there motivation.
and put on big lesbian face when lifting weights...people avoid angry lesbians unless they themselves are an angry lesbian and then you'll probably get hit on.
and yes, i will be there sunday!
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then a week later he is in the kitchen pointing a finger at the thing screaming in the middle of the night. Apparently it came to life and ate the baby. He had tried to stop it but, Alas.....spider plants cannot be killed. end
so yeah horrific name, horrific dream, and now spider plants scare the crap out of my son.
he trembles. seriously
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