Give me animalistic self-hating narcissism ( Read more... )

( 2006, numberedly. )

So this really really cute guy came into Mother Earth to apply for a job. Le Hawt.

That's pretty much all I have to say.

haha.

Today while I was driving ( ; ) ), we gently roll to a stop at an intersection and my mother opened her mouth to release this: "We need to talk about your shoplifting... habit." Her tone was light and casual. I was really just confused.
What made you think of that?"It might seem like just an easy way to get things for free ( Read more... )

that nail buffer demo thing in the mall really was pretty cool. I wonder if they sell them retail anywhere. Hmmm.

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From my keyboard mashings, you can most clearly deduce that I am, in fact, /not/ using dvorak.

Why?

Well, I don't know. I think I'll start. right now ( Read more... )

That does, indeed, sadden me so ( Read more... )

I got my permit today! Woohoo! And I drove back from the DMV! Yaaay ( Read more... )

Alright, slacker, time to get back to work.

( new study schedule )

I've been counting down the days until I finally threw in my hand for inferisarescary. If you do desire to speak with me via instant messaging, you can now find me starbitrary. And I hope you do ( Read more... )

I MOVE IN TO 220 SE 8th ST ON JANUARY FIRST.
YES. YES YES YES.

It's beautiful. It's mine. And Katy's. It's oursI'm officially an administrator now! I work pretty much from 8-1 or 3 Monday through Friday. Which means: I'm now avaible in the new and exciting daylight flavor, in addition to my tried and true, snarky and snazzy nighttime aroma. =) ( Read more... )