I got up at 8:30 this morning and have been simply studying all day. There are so many things I would rather be doing than reading this dryly written book on the literary criticism of the story of Jezebel ( Read more... )

So last night was pretty incredible. The ninja outfit cannot be repeated, however, because the swords are broken. I mounted them on my wall with duct tape though. There may or may not be a picture of me kissing Emily Butler. I may or may not have had way too much to drink ( Read more... )

has just concluded. I made my own cheek bleed by biting it fiercly so I would not laugh. And that wonderful boy presented me with a pineapple after the show. A pineapple. It is sitting on my desk and it smells very good ( Read more... )

I am starving and there is nothing to eat but the remains of Sun chips. Curses on my scheduale for putting me in class until one ( Read more... )

So I took quite a fall on the acorns while playing elbow tag with the cast and crew of The Real Inspector Hound. Basically, it ended the game ( Read more... )

For tonight ( Read more... )

Just for the record:

None of my friends are coprophiliacs. I apologize truly for being such a brat.

But beware - I am in the process of drinking more coffee.

I also question my existance. As usual ( Read more... )

Which was embarassing, because I decided to steal as many as possible. So I was wearing my orange Virginia hoodie (which someone kept telling me was a lie last year, possibly it was John) and I stuck 11 (we counted later) apples into the front pocket and into the hood ( Read more... )

having survived a severe inability to understand direction on the DC subway system. However, I did eat a square bagel, and I enjoyed it rather much ( Read more... )