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[clozackpassion]

DO IT.

The Rules: they're quite simple, really. For each 'question' just list someone you would sack, fitting those criteria. Sexual orientation means nothing in this. I mean, really, how many of these people are you actually gonna fuck? Also, let's just play make-believe for a minute and not answer your boy/girlfriend's name for everything? ;D

//FAME AND FORTUNE//

1. Actress- Angelina Jolie, of course. ^^;;
2. Actor- Johnny Depp, if only because I'd bet my life that he's a freak in the sack
3. Musician (Male)- Lars Frederiksen :3
4. Musician (Female)- BoA. Yesplz.
5. Band (gangbang fun)- @_@ ohman. SKIN, probably.
6. Random Male person of fame- Nomura... when he was younger and a sexpot. ._.''
7. Random Female person of fame- Shit, I have no bloody idea. ._.
8. Politician (current or former, alive or dead)- Tania Derveaux (fuck, look this shit up. XD)
9. Dead Celebrity- Joe Strummer. No question!

//FICTIONAL FUN//
(Fictional Characters only. :D )

1. Cartoon Character (male)- Duo Maxwell
2. Cartoon Character (female)- @_@ This is actually really a tough one for me. Rrhh... Maybe Subaru from .hack//sign
3. TV series character (male)- House, oh fuck yeah. I'd probably also fuck Chase and Wilson....and anyone on that show. ^_^;
4. TV series character (female)- Mmh, Cuddy...also from House. God I'd fuck that bitch good.
5. Movie character (male)- Either brother from Boondock Saints. Mrow.
6. Movie character (female)- Mimi from RENT. (Rosario Dawson = YESPLZ)
7. American comic superhero- Shitfuckhell, hard one. Judging from the recent movies, I'd fuck Iron Man. "Tony Stark built it in a cave from some scraps" is the best macro ever
8. Video game character- Zack Fair. Angeal's cock is too massive, and I don't think Cloud could get it up for a woman (no matter how hard he tried).
9. Book character- Pfft, sparkly vampires anyone? The answer there being no. Sirius Black. <3

//REAL LIFE//

1. Male Friend- *COUGH* most of my male friends have been around the block so many times I think the tires are probably worn. u_u'' They're mostly sexpots, and I'd bang ALMOST any one of them. Pick from the two on my friends list here, I'd show either one a deliciously dirty time.
2. Female Friend- Any and all.
3. Relative- Actually...through adoption, my first boyfriend was also my 3rd cousin, so I'll go with him. XD
4. High School Teacher- Oh geez. There was a computer teacher who I never had as a teacher myself but was pretty attractive. I'd say him.
5. ELEMENTARY school teacher- Grulke....I think was his name. He was like...a long-term sub in my elementary school.
6. Online pal- Anna <3
7. Co-worker- Urhm...Aubrey, Most certainly. ^^;;
8. Former/Current supervisor or boss (first names FTW)- Shit, I dunno. All of my bosses were ugs. I guess the younger Chris from Walmart, maybe.
9. Casual Acquaintance- Gamestop guy (Jon)

//AND TO WRAP IT UP...//

1. Person you'd like to bed more than anyone else- ._. sensitive information for this site. I have horrible and epic plans.
2. Hugs or Kisses? - Hugs, really.
3. Handjobs or blowjobs? - To give or to recieve?
4. Oral or Anal?- Oral. >-> My butt always hurts already...
5. Fucking or Making Love?- Merits to each, it's hard to cmpare them, though.
6. Long Relationships or One Night Stands?- I like casual dating relationships best. So somewhere in between. XD
7. Top or Bottom (are you the big spoon or the little spoon? ;d)- Erm...bottom, unless s/he's hopelessly submissive and appropriately playful.
8. Most exotic bang- Erm...I once did a guy who couldn't really speak English. o_O''
9. Favorite Fetish- Bondage or Costume/Roleplay

DO EEEET.