Pocket-sized Gay Man

[clrpopcornbags]

Everyone should have a pocket sized gay man. At least the women. Just put him in your pocket and whenever you need a hug or a shoulder to lean on or a kiss, just pull him out, and vwala! the perfect friend! Need someone to cuddle with? Don't want to sleep alone tonight? Well, here is your answer. They will always tell you that you are beautiful

Comments

[rroxygrl7]

i want a pocket size gay man too! we should ask santa for one for christmas!

hmmm

[ddtknight]

well I'm not exactly pocket sized.

and i'm not really gay...

so I guess I just won't work out for you. :-P

hooray for being done with finals

Re: hmmm

[clrpopcornbags]

Ya, but if I had a pocket straight man, I'd kind of be expected to have a relationship with him, but with a pocket gay guy, I could still find a real relationship, because, hey, he's gay, so it doesn't count. :-P

Re: hmmm

[tiggerboie]

so if you have a pockeyt sized gay man and a pocket sized straight man, theyd get it on in your pocket ;)
nate

Re: hmmm

[clrpopcornbags]

hands to yourself nate. and keep it in your pants ;-)

[artemis251]

Yeah, but with all that flattery, the truth can easily become lost. Not saying to negate all your points (you are beautiful, awesome, etc. etc.), but if they're all, "You're the absolute best!," over and over, you'll get it stuck in your mind, and thus, your personality will change, making you absolutely full of yourself, and thus making others avoid you (besides the pocket gay man). Plus, what if he escapes? You might step on him. :0 Dress him up like Lucky and you can get him a side job working for the Lucky Charms guys. :o

[clrpopcornbags]

Hahaha, oh Andy, I've missed your humor!!! Do you think I'd get free cereal????

!!!!!!!!

[ddtknight]

did somebody say FREE CEREAL?!!!

i'm in heaven

But of course, I need free 2% milk too

Re: !!!!!!!!

[clrpopcornbags]

I thought you didn't like my idea?? No cereal for those that don't like the pocket gay man.

[freakinkubli]

Wait, if he's pocket sized, how could you cuddle with him? He'd just kinda lean on you. Plus, if you cried on his shoulder, he might drown.

Also, the relationship with the pocket sized straight man gave me very bad thoughts...

[clrpopcornbags]

kubli, i dont need to know where your thoughts are leading when youre dating my sister. hoever, let me elaborate. the pocket sized gay man, when taken out of pocket, become full sized. hes just travel sized for your conevience. why kubli, you interested?

[freakinkubli]

Are you offering me my own pocket-sized gay man? I dunno... can he do all of my work for me? Then I'd certainly like one.

I'm not touching that first sentence with a 10 foot pole, because I can only dig that hole deeper.

[mint_lady_rizo]

ok. its voila. not vwlala or whatever the fuck you typed.

:)
thanks.
i need a pocket size kenneth kim. my favorite asain pal.