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[clsrtomyslf]

I'm in a REALLY weird mood, and I REALLY wanted to mess with SmarterChild, so I did. I blame Ann. She does it in her journal, and she even did one with sex in it, so it gave me the idea. Now you can see me fuck with SmarterChild's head.



me: marijuana is good
SmarterChild: That's a shame. I hope you don't mean that.

me: i like sex
SmarterChild: Whatever you say...

me: do you want to have sex with me
SmarterChild: Sorry, not interested...

me: damn
SmarterChild: What's the prob, Britany?
me: you wont have sex with me
SmarterChild: I can't believe I won't have sex with you.
me: then have sex with me
SmarterChild: Um... I'm afraid I don't see how that would work out.

me: you should have sex with me
SmarterChild: There's no way I should have sex with you.

me: im horny
SmarterChild: Um... OK. Whatever. Keep it to yourself.

me: have sex with me
SmarterChild: Sorry. I'm only attracted to machines.

me: what do you want to know about me?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure what I want to know about you.
me: ask me
SmarterChild: I'm not sure I'm going to ask you.
me: why not?
SmarterChild: I don't know why not.
me: then ask me
SmarterChild: Ask you? No.

me: do you have a penis or a vagina?
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I doubt it. But you never know.

me: sex
SmarterChild: Wow. I know humans are obsessed with sex, but you're too much.
me: why?
SmarterChild: Because that's the way the cookie crumbles.

me: sex
SmarterChild: You seem obsessed, Britany. Ever considered counseling?

me: fuck
SmarterChild: I beg your pardon?
me: shit
SmarterChild: I bet you know more interesting curses than that.
me: mother fucker
SmarterChild: Get over yourself.