The end of innocence-NewS
Title: The end of innocence
Characters: NewS and MatsuJun
Theme: Suggestions.
Rating: PG
Pairings: Some TegoRyo, Koyato, Yamabu…(MatsuJun/Tego XP)
Warning: Crack!
Summary: Tegoshi goes missing in JE so NewS sets off to find him…
Disclaimer: Hah! I wish!
A/n: Man I’ve been distracted lately. Enjoy!
Ryo frowned. Something was missing. Beside him Yamapi held a hat, happily steering it from side to side.
“Yamapi.”
“Keep your hands on the wheel and your eyes on the road…la la lala la la!”
Ryo scowled. Something…someone was missing. Did nobody notice?! Whacking the hat out of Yamapi’s hands and stuffing the feather in his mouth, he glanced around the room to check on the other members. Massu-busy stuffing his face with a huge pastrami sandwich and pudding, check. Shige-cooing and cuddling with Koyama (Ryo resisted the urge to throw up on them), check. Yamapi-trying not to choke (Inner Ryo, or rather, Inner Evil Bastard Ryo crowed at the thought of him dying and becoming the rightful leader of NewS), check. His cute little bunn-, no, Tegoshi….nowhere to be seen. Ryo’s eye twitched. He’d seen him this morning…and after they’d finished taping Shounen Club with KAT-TUN and Ya-ya-yah…Oh God. Was he abducted by that moron Akanishi for another stupid experiment?! No…wait…he’d seen Ninomiya from Arashi eyeing him earlier…that stupid squirrel had probably kidnapped him for revenge on Ryo, seriously, did people have no sense of humour these days?!? It wasn’t like Arashi’s costumes (or voice for that matter) were good anyway. Did Nino take him in a futile attempt to lower NewS to their level?! Sneaky rodent….
Looking around he glared as he still saw that nobody noticed Tegoshi was gone. Shige was now sprawled disgustingly across Koyama’s lap, wriggling around ‘innocently’ as Koyama stroked his hair. Massu had moved on to a boxful of bonbons...wait…weren’t those part of the props earlier? Yamapi had managed to dislodge the feather from his throat and was no sucking all the water out of the water fountain. Ryo scowled. Again. Several minutes and a few threats later, NewS wandered the corridors of the Jimusho.
“TEGOOOOOSHIIIIII!”
Ryo smacked Yamapi on the head.
“Not so loud fool! We’re not trying to mate with all Juniors in the vicinity!”
They continued searching (Ryo only felt slightly traumatized by the sight of Yamashita Shoon and Yabu getting it on in their dressing room…what was with Juniors and libido these days!?) and many doors later, Massu signalled for them to come closer and made a “ssh” motion. As they tiptoed towards the door, Ryo noticed the shiny, sequiny purple star hanging on the door. The star had been raped of what made it a star and made into…Ghei. Ryo knew whose room this was. As the pressed themselves against the door, voices could be heard inside.
“Ano…I’ve never done this before. Um…I’m thankful you’re here to guide me Matsumoto-sempai.”
Yamapi’s jaw dropped and Massu picked it up.
“No problem…I’ve got plenty of experience. You’ll get used to it eventually.”
“Ah..ok. Um, was your first time with a girl or boy?”
Ryo’s fist made contact with the wall, but he controlled himself so no sound was made.
“Girl…though I’ve done it a few times with guys…for practice you know.”
Koyama gaped.
“I knew that bastard was gay!” hissed Ryo. Shige motioned for him to shut up.
“Now, come closer…hold me here,” Matsumoto let out a noise of approval. Ryo’s fingers drew lines in the wall. Massu stepped away.
“God, you’re so tense….rela~x. Bend a little more.”
“Is this ok?” Tegoshi’s voice trembled.
“Perfect.” Purred Matsumoto. “Now, move.”
Shuffling noises could be heard inside and Tegoshi let out a squeak as Matsumoto let out a moan. The pieces of wall in Ryo’s hands crumpled to dust. Koyama was murmuring to himself and Shige, I did not hear that I did not hear that-
“A-ah! Gomen…did I hurt you Matsumoto-sempai?”
Even if he didn’t, Ryo would.
“No, its ok, this is normal when you start out. Let’s try again shall we?”
“NOOOOOOOOOOO!”
“Release him Matsumoto you feather loving paedophile!”
The door slammed open as the rest of NewS rushed into the room and stopped stock still. Matsumoto had an arm around Tegoshi’s waist, the other holding his hand. Tegoshi was in a similar position. Everybody’s jaw dropped (except Ryo because he was too dignified and Shige because he was smart and had kind-of figured it out). Matsutmoto raised one perfectly sculptured eyebrow.
“Yes?”
“…….”
“……”
“……”
“……”
“You were dancing!?!” exclaimed Koyama.
“Tegoshi wanted to learn how to dance for his upcoming drama so I generously offered my experience as I knew had he asked any of you buffoons, he’d have ended up a mess.”
Inner Evil Bastard Ryo stuck a pin on little Matsumoto on the Matsumoto voodoo doll in his mind.
“Oh.”
“Ok.”
“Right.”
“We’ll be going now!”
And with that NewS disappeared. Tegoshi looked curiously at MatsuJun who shook his head and sighed.
“Matsumoto-sempai…what was that all about?”
Jun smiled sympathetically.
“Don’t worry about it. They thought we were about to have sex.”
Tegoshi’s eyes bugged out.
“E-eh? But you would never-”
Muttering could be heard outside. Matsumoto smirked and leaned forward towards Tegoshi.
“Oh I so would. You’ve matured very…well Tegoshi, or should I say Yuya-kun. Are you free later tonight or perhaps-”
Ryo flew into the room like a whirlwind and held Tegoshi protectively behind him before hissing angrily at Matsumoto and dragging him away. His complaints could still be heard even as the door shut- “That bastard, I knew he was gay, when I get through with him I’ll-”
Matsumoto sighed, flicked open his laptop, and resumed checking his comments on his JE fanfiction.
IloveJE23: OMFG, this story is so good! Where do you get these ideas!?!?!
Reply from IamKingofJpn: Real Life.