KAT-TUN/DBSK fic-Once more with Feeling
Title: Once more with feeling
Characters: KAT-TUN/DBSK/NewS and others (though mostly Jin centric)
Rating: G
Genre: Crack?
Pairings: Various
Summary: This is a sort of sequel to my first crossover “Fraternizing with the Enemy” so read that before you read this.
A/N-Many thanks to all my lovely reviewers, hope you enjoy this!
1. Once more with feeling
Sweat ran down the faces of all members in KAT-TUN as they practiced “Keep the Faith” for their upcoming performance in the Countdown. As they watched themselves in the mirror Koki noticed Jin mouthing so words to himself when it wasn’t his turn to sing…his dance movements were also off. More so than usual and considering it was coming from a fellow KAT-TUN member that was saying something. Koki saw Ueda flash a confused look at Jin who continued his jerky movements, did he just flap his arms? Opening his mouth to say something, he was cut off by the rest of the members (Jin included) bursting into the chorus.
“No , no -”
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! RIIIIISE UP!!!”
Glass shattered throughout the Jimusho and Matsumoto’s hand slipped as he painted his nails, creating an ugly black stain on the couch.
“BAKANISHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!”
2. So not a stalker
“Remind me why we’re doing this again Bakanishi? Before I rip off your wig and let you be mauled by crazy fans.”
Jin glared at Ryo and signaled for him to be quiet.
“I told you, I heard a rumour that Tohoshinki was going shopping in Harajuku. I’m dressed as a girl to avoid being attacked by crazy fans while you’re dressed as a teddy bear because that’s what we could find in the Costume Department which you deemed clean of bodily fluids and the stench of rotting Juniors. Also because Tegoshi gave you a blow-”
“Shut up Bakanishi, at least I look normal here. You still look like a fat guy in drag. Also, I think this could be called stalking which many girls happen to partake in as a pastime in order to keep an eye on the glory that is me. You’re just a sideshow attraction-slash-freak.”
Jin squeaked in protest before ducking behind a stall which was plastered with pictures of Johnny’s and other idols. Ryo winced at a picture of himself with blond hair but brightened when he saw one of Ueda in blond hair. A dark haired girl and a emo looking guy passed by. The girl had a frilly pink skirt, top and lace covered high heels (which she was having an extremely hard time walking in) whilst her boyfriend had long messy hair and was wearing a trench coat, his makeup far outweighing his girlfriend’s. Ryo instantly deemed them ‘fashion rejects’ and took note of the skirt so he could send it to MatsuJun for Christmas-To my favourite sempai, may you always be happy and gay. From Jin *kiss*.
Ryo cackled inwardly. As the weird couple passed by Ryo whistled softly and admired the girl’s face and figure. Her boyfriend turned to glare and laid a possessive hand on her waist. Jin gasped and started to choke as he pointed at them.
“Oh my god, oh my god, OH. MY GOD!”
Ryo slapped him as hard as he could in his bear costume. Jin gave him a look. Ryo gave him the middle finger (paw).
“What, retard?”
“That’s…that’s….THAT’S..”
“WHO?”
Jin flailed desperately as words failed him and he started to foam at the mouth. Ryo took a step backwards and eyed him with disgust. Jin pointed forcefully and screamed, spraying foam everywhere.
“IT’S TOHOSHINKI’S HERO JAEJOONG AND U-KNOW YUNHO! OH MY GAAAAAAAWD!”
Immediately the weird couple turned to look at the freak, whom Ryo definitely did not know and in that second he recognized them.
‘What the hell, I thought a guy was pretty? Oh holy…damn all those gender bending dramas on TV..Wait, it IS them! Yunho put his hand on Jaejoong’s waist!!’
Outwardly however,
“Bakanishi you fool! They’ll recognize you and know we’re not so conspicuous, run!”
They hightailed it out of there, Jin stumbling in his own heels and Ryo in his bear costume. As they passed a group of rainbow wearing hippies one of them turned around to see them disappear into the train station.
“Hey Yoko, was that Akanishi and the costume for NewS’s photoshoot?”
3. I speak Engrish (III)
To put it frankly, Jin thought Kim HeeChul was one weird guy who had a magical mirror that suddenly appeared when he wanted to preen. He also wore the shiniest, brightest white shoes Jin had ever seen in his life unlike the polished black shoes the rest of his band (more like army) wore. Also, he seemed to take pleasure out of teasing the Korean-guy-who-was-actually-Chinese-and-spoke-Korean-and-therefore-wasn’t-really-Korean. Weird. Jin gave a low whine. He could be watching his brand new DVD of ‘Tohoshinki Five in the Black tour!’ He stared at HeeChul who was currently styling his hair. Micky had said he was cool.
HeeChul stared back, highly unimpressed. This weird Japanese guy with the weird hair and the jumper that looked like a dead skunk (who would wear that for a PV?), obviously had no brains. He’d pulled on a door that said push. Yoochun had said he was cool. Park Yoochun was a dead man.
The staring continued. Jin decided to be positive and make the first move.
“Hello?” HeeChul scowled.
“I don’t speak Japanese you moron,” he replied….in Korean. Jin frowned. Two of HeeChul’s bandmates passed by, the big fat one Ding Dong or whatever (Korean names were weird), and the slightly stoned/bored/emo looking one Me Bum (Korean names were seriously weird). Me Bum smiled at them before they disappeared down the corridor. HeeChul sniffed and muttered something angrily in Korean and gave Jin another dirty look. Jin snapped.
“Yo man, what is your ploblem man? You trippin fool yo!”
The atmosphere changed. HeeChul stopped preening and grinned.
“Yo man, yo yo! You are so gorgeous yo, check it!”
Jin beamed rainbows. This was the start of a beautiful friendship.
4. Brains over…..
Changmin sipped his iced tea thoughtfully as he studied the man opposite. Or rather, as he studied the blondness of his hair and just how awful it truly looked. He decided only Jaejoong would ever look good in blond hair and that the rest of the world should accept that fact. God, the blondness burnt his eyes, not the right kind of “visual shock”. Junno smiled cheerfully at the tall Korean singer with the obsession for Harry Potter , his laptop, and another blond. Junsu came running in, a forlorn look on his face.
“Min, Miiiin, help me! I can’t find Jaejoong hyung anywhere!”
Changmin sighed.
“What?”
Junsu nibbled his lip.
“I accidentally blew up the microwave trying to make microwave popcorn. The kitchen reeks of butter and there are kernels on the ceiling! Yoochun lost his eyebrows ‘cause he was standing too close when it exploded! What do I doooo?”
Changmin stared.
“You blew up microwave popcorn whilst using a microwave? Didn’t you read the instructions ?”
Junsu wailed.
“I couldn’t they were in English! This isn’t even our kitchen and Jaejoong hyung is nowhere to be found! Neither is Yunho hyung, you’re my last hope Minnie-ah!”
“Just clear it up as best as you can and open any windows.”
“There are no windows and if I open the door the smell will spread through the Jimusho! I can’t clean all the kernels as some are embedded in the concrete and the butter has gone into the air-con!”
Junsu let out a dolphin noise of distress. Somewhere on the coast of Japan, dolphins grouped together and wailed back. Changmin rubbed the bridge of his nose.
“Just blame it on the Juniors, everyone else does.”
Junsu and Changmin turned to look at Junno who continued to smile.
“Don’t worry, Kanjani8 does it all the time. The large hole in the shower room was caused by them but ABC were blamed after MatsuJun testified as witness.”
5. Gossip
“So some crazy fangirl screamed our names and we hightailed it out of Harajuku,” explained Jaejoong. Yunho shook his head in confusion.
“I don’t understand how they recognized us. Though someone did think you were a girl, a weirdo in a bear suit wolf-whistled.”
“I know! That girl….was so ugly, her hair looked like a mop!…I think it was a guy in drag.”
Jin laughed nervously as Ryo pretended (well, kinda) to be absorbed in the contents of Tegoshi’s mouth.
“Ha ha haaaa….You never know what crazy fans will do these days...Ha ha haaaa…..*cough*.”
A/N-Hope you enjoyed that…perhaps there’ll be another part of these crossover fics…time to sleeeep….
Also, refererances.
Jin's outburst of "NOOOO, RISE UP!" is from DBSK's "Rising Sun" (Damn you Shim Changmin)
HeeChul's shoe/mirror referance is from interviews
The Jimusho is the Johnny's Ent. building
The rainbow wearing hippies were Kanjani8 (which Ryo is part of as well as NewS)
Ding Dong=Shin Dong, Me Bum=Kim Bum from Super Junior.
Chinese korean speaking guy is HanKyung also from Suju.