SHINee texting fic, Wrong Number
Title: Wrong number
Rating: PG-13
Characters: SHINee with DBSK and Suju
Pairing: None
Key to Onew, Jonghyun, Minho: Where’s Taemin?
Jonghyun to Key : HTF should I know? You’re his mother.
Onew to Key: Not sure :D
Key to Jonghyun: OMFG did you just text HTF to me? B**ch.
Jonghyun to Key: Fruitcake
Key to Onew: What kind of leader are you anyway?
Key to Minho: REPLY, I know you’re in the toilet!
Onew to Key: :( *puppy dog eyes* I’ll find out?
Key to Onew: Why is that a question? DO IT.
Jonghyun to Key: I think Onew’s done you far too many times XD
Key to Jonghyun : FU oompa loompa stop reading over his shoulder!
Key to Minho: Was it really necessary to lock the door?
Jonghyun to Key : Did you just try to go into the toilet…When Minho’s inside? Ok, your fetishes are creeping me out mucho grande rainbow bimbo
Onew to Yunho, Eeteuk: Hyung, have you seen Taemin?
Key to Jonghyun: He’s not replying my texts! OMFG 0__0 Do you think he’s collapsed in there?
Minho to Key:….Hyung, please stop screaming. No, I have not seen Taemin.
Yunho to Onew: Sorry, am in Japan atm.
Eeteuk to Onew: Will ask around
Eeteuk to group [Super Junior]: Has anyone seen Taemin?
Ryeowook to Eeteuk: The cute one from SHINee? No…
Kyuhyun to Eeteuk: …Hyung, you’re right next to me.
Donghae to Eeteuk: I TOLD YOU THERE WERE ALIENS LOOK EVEN KIBUM IS GONE
Eeteuk to Yunho : Please tell me you’ve seen Taemin
Yunho to Eeteuk: Still in Japan, busy atm sorry, someone gave Junsu sugar
Key to Taemin: SON WHERE ARE YOU ANSWER PLEASE!!!
Donghae to Eunhyuk: Get your tin hat now!
Eunhyuk to Eeteuk: What’s going on?
Eeteuk to group[Super Junior]: FIND TAEMIN
Hankyung to Siwon : I am so happy we are in China
Siwon to Hankyung: I’ll pray for them
Onew to Yoochun: Hyung, have you seen Taemin?
Key to Jonghyun: Where is he?! OMFG I’m going like srysly mental here waiting OMFG do you think he ran away?
Jonghyun to Key: Srysly, calm down woman. Take a deep breath and go sing ‘Gee’.
Jonghyun to Minho:….Do you think it’s too late to run away?
Minho to Jonghyun: Yes
Yoochun to Onew: Nope, srry if my txt is missin ltrs juns tied m up itsdfds hard to type
Yunho to Jaejoong: Have you seen Taemin?
Jaejoong to Yunho: I’m tied up next to Chun, HOLY BASKDJHFB F**K!
Yunho to Yoochun, Jaejoong: Are you guys ok? I’m coming!
Junsu to Onew: 8DDDDD BUTT-RAPE
Junsu to Onew: HAHAHAHAHA SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY, GOT THE GOT THE WRONG WRONG NUMBER
Junsu to Yunho: 8DDDDD BUTT-RAPE
Yunho to Changmin: Avoid Junsu at all costs if you want to walk
Changmin to Yunho: I’m watching from a safe place *evil laugh*
Onew to Key: I can safely say DBSK hasn’t seen him and that they have their own problems
Donghae to Kibum: Where are you? Are you with Taemin? Are you safe?! KIBUM COME HOME!
Key to Minho, Jonghyun: DON’T THINK BY HIDING IN THE TOILET YOU’LL GET OUT OF THIS YOU COWARDS!
Henry to Eeteuk: I Heechul text say walk go room early scary rope burn
Eeteuk to Onew, group [Super Junior] : OMFG HEECHUL HAS HIM, HEECHUL LEAVE HIM ALONE
Siwon to Heechul: Hyung he’s underage!
Heechul to Eeteuk: Jealous I get them young, fresh and flexible?
Heechul to Siwon: Corruption works best early on <8P
Eeteuk to Onew: You're young, you're talented. I suggest you join Cirque du Soleil.
Onew to Key: This may take a while
A/N: I don't know, this is random but I felt like it XD. This might turn into a series of texts between groups since it was so much fun to write. Comments are <3!