Now that I have your attention (because I know most of you have given up on me by now), I can assure you I will not be appearing naked and causing any sudden urges to tear your eyes out.
I do, however, want to direct you to my fantasy football league on Yahoo!. This will be a head-to-head league this year because it's just more fun. I have room for up to 12 teams, although I may cut it off earlier if it looks like I won't max it out before the season starts. But I need participants! So make with the clicky and sign up.
http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/league/heartless_leaguePassword: heartless