I have lost the will to do anything productive.

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I got the VS clearance catalog today. They send me nothing, nothing, then clearance Clarence. I guess they know me ( Read more... )

I'm going to Disneyland in May. Then I'm gonna go to assland and eat a shitload of noodles ( Read more... )

I am preparing a bagel in my toastmaster snackster snack and sandwich maker. It smells pretty good. It's currently on the floor, because the cord is really short, too short to even set it on my chair ( Read more... )

For those of you (Mayhew)who have complained, here is a journal update ( Read more... )

I hurt. I need my stuff out of storage, but I can't lift it myself.

On the bright side, this is the only time I can go to class high and actually use that as an excuse to my professors.

I don't want my gallbladder anymore. Sorry, baby, I jes can't take it. No, there has been no more pain...but my doc appointment keeps getting pushed back, at this rate I may have to miss some school in order to get the damned thing out, and from what the nurse says it sounds like a bad idea to just wait (til spring break or even summer ( Read more... )

I have gall stones! Yes, my friends, I am a fat old lady already. Have a consultation tomorrow.