Because everyone is doing Christmas memes, and because I'm bored, here is a list of what I would give you all if I had the money/means:
...and in his sack he's got:
Cupcakes with Morrissey's face iced onto them for
__cemetrygatesA gallon of Irn Bru and a crate of Haribo for
_musicboxA pink glitter snowglobe with a picture of Kate in it for
_joepublicThe subconscious ability to block out everything Meeper ever says for
albiongirlLots of big, pretty T-shirts for
babyshambles88 to make dresses from
Ownership of a big nightclub where Love Will Tear Us apart is playing full blast, complete with light-up, flashing dancefloor for
beglebee_at_seaFawning groupies and a barrel of vodka for
benbaileyA pipe and a pair of comfy slippers for
beth_gr_steve, who never comes out any more
Buy-one-get-one free meal tokens, courtesy of Big Tony's, for
fitzmcmuffinA shrink ray for
forgiveninasong, so that she can shrink Rachel and keep her in her pocket
Immoral porn for
golfsaleriotsA little bookshop in a sleepy village, with a cat to curl up on her feet, for
heyladyrayA pretty girl and an unlimited London-Devon railcard for
heyricheyFor
howlhowl, plenty of airmiles and the recipe for the perfect muffins
The abilities to heal other people's hurt and to be in multiple places at once for
kated85Red ruby slippers for
kingcnutVarious anime delights and a crate of Pepsi for
megane_takuTopshop vouchers for
misskatiejA record contract for
mlehooBlissbox vouchers for
__moogle ;)
Tickets to be in the audience for Richard & Judy for
notsoapeA shiny new saxamaphone and a publishing company for
philrar, and some fresh fish for George
Fame and fortune for
rhodriEternal happiness and a train ticket to London for
sambodiplancoA tailor-made fandom for
tabimendou, featuring David Tennant in an anime about horny schoolboys
walking_spanish will just have to wait until tomorrow and see what he's got
Merry Christmas!