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[clumsymouth]

Saturday, I bought a blackberry. Tuesday I dropped it in the pool. It took me 3 dives and 3 hours with a blow dryer to revive it. It has mutated and formed a new breed of phone. Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to the sharkberry. It will destroy you.

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[gansterphilla]

I heard if you put your phone in a bowl of rice for a few days, it'll soak up all the liquid.