everyone drink southern comfort
and tequilla

it will do you good.

and don't answer your phones when i call either,
because well i said so.

so it's over
and i'm sad for reasons you wouldn't get

it is almost funny how bad i am at being loved.

cheers to drinking alone on a thursday night.

cheers also to the backspace button,
man the inventor must be thanked.

i feel like shit in every single way.

i am totally fucking replaceble
so everyone join the club and replace me.

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everyone owes me lunch for my awesomeness

who got 3 A's and an A-

who isn't even smart?

you bet your ass mother fucker

it's KACA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it appears that i'll be making my guest appearance
on the "El Paso: The Soap Opera"
at the beginning of July.

so clear a spot for little ole white me

and start buying the tequilla

so i think it is safe to say that cuba is a no go, for june at least
for multiple reasons,
none of which seem worth spouting out in a session of verbal diarrhea

no one answered their phone today

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