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[clydexdonovan]

I didn't even know he had a sister. Okay, I did, sort of, but I don't think she's really a sister, she's more of a... of an angry... spitting... fuck, she can read this.I injured the fuck out of myself at work today, I know you're not supposed to touch the engine after it's been running, but I was going in to change the battery, and I just fucking

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[eyes_areuphere]

Okay, I'm only a backseat driver until I do my road test, and even I know not to touch the hot engine.

I'll kiss it better when I see you? ♥

[clydexdonovan]

I didn't mean to touch it. I just... wasn't paying attention.

It hurts a lot, I think I'll need a lot of kisses.

[eyes_areuphere]

Well don't be absent minded! That's how people get hurt, as we've learned.

Lucky that I have a whole lot of kisses to give then, huh?

[clydexdonovan]

As we've learned... I guess.

Sounds like they're getting kind of built up without Wendy there.

[stfuturds]

You don't remember me? Cause I remember you, Clydeeee.

Oh, you're so fucked, kid.

[clydexdonovan]

I think I repressed forgot about you. I didn't spend a lot of time around you...

[stfuturds]

That's awfully fucking rude, forgetting about me, when you're putting it in my little brother's ass.

[clydexdonovan]

..... Uhh, well you didn't really come into that part of our relationship.

[stan_o]

-laughs and shakes head-

What DO you know about me, Clyde? Other than my ass is tight.

[clydexdonovan]

That I like you more than I like your sister.

[stan_o]

Uh huh

what else?

[pervertwolfd]

Dumb, dude.

[clydexdonovan]

Dude it was an accident.

[pervertwolfd]

Dumb accident.

I taught you better than that, young automobile jedi.