don't wanna be on the top of your list

[clydexdonovan]

Jesus Christ, I thought I was going to die last night. What the fuck is going on around here? It's like somebody pissed God the fuck off, and now we're all getting our asses kicked

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[flagandfinger]

Seriously?

[clydexdonovan]

No, asshole, I'm kidding.

I kind of miss you.

[stan_o]

Guuuuuuh, you want parents that over react. You heard my dad while I was on the phone with you through all that mess.

STAN

STAN

ARE YOU ALRIGHT STAN? CAN YOU HEAR ME?

Dad, I'm like, right next to you, you don't have to yell.

My Dad is a fucking idiot, dude.

Our basement is flooded now, but other than that, we're fine.

[clydexdonovan]

Your dad cracks me the fuck up, dude. I'm sorry, but I think he's great. I wouldn't want to live with him though, that might be a little intense.

[stan_o]

Everyday is an adventure with Randy Marsh

[clydexdonovan]

I like Stan and Clyde adventures the best, though.

[eric_ka_cartman]

They know who the bitch is, they just won't do fuck all about it, for whatever god damned reason. They need to stop sending Pervy McRentacop over here to watch us and focus on catching that ho.

[clydexdonovan]

Fucking seriously. I would have thought the FBI or something would be here by now.

[eric_ka_cartman]

Fuck no. That would make sense

[clydexdonovan]

I can't wait to move.

[pervertwolfd]

I'm just surprised I didn't get pulled into one of them..

the uh.. the twirly cyclone things.

The thing the cow was in, in Twister.

[clydexdonovan]

Dude, I think we all are? But I'm really glad because truthfully, I freak a little every time you kick it.

[pervertwolfd]

I mean, not that spending time in a hospital was any better. I fucking hate hospitals.

But I guess it's better than what could've happened, right?

And you don't need to freak, it only hurts for like.. a second, most times.

[clydexdonovan]

Dude it doesn't matter how long it hurts. I can't really rationalize you getting killed, and I really like you, and it's just... whatever.

Hospitals remind me of horror movies. ._.

[eyes_areuphere]

Clyde, you have to save me from the serial killer. :((

[clydexdonovan]

hfkasfkfjh I'll fucking take him down myself.

[eyes_areuphere]

It's a her. But can you still take her out?

[clydexdonovan]

Oh shit, seriously?