Dear Alcohol

Dec 31, 2008 10:02



Dear Alcohol,

First and foremost, let me  tell you that I'm a HUGE fan of yours, As my
 friend, you always seem to be  there when needed.

The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game  and you're even
 around at the holidays (hidden inside chocolates as you warm  us when
 we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings).

However, lately I' ( Read more... )

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animimi December 31 2008, 18:05:37 UTC
Hahahaha!!! That's pretty funny (especially the last part).

That said, if you really feel like you need to cut back it's perfectly okay. *hug*

No plans tonight except hanging out with the two little kids. Alex and Bill are going to a concert (Buckethead).

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runninggirl December 31 2008, 18:46:00 UTC
OK, this is going in my memories. LMAO

I was going to a friend's beachside condo for the NYE, but looks like I'm staying home after all. I'll cook up some shrimp fajitas or something.

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drocera December 31 2008, 18:51:30 UTC
"Specificity" is hard to say when sober! Hell, it's hard to say even if one has a PhD in Saying Words Correctly. It should be banned from the english language.

I don't know what I'm doing tonight. Adam and I were invited to a couple parties, but neither of us are in the mood, really. We might just stay home and do nothing.

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morty_baby December 31 2008, 20:15:10 UTC
Dear Fan ( ... )

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cmariewt December 31 2008, 23:19:55 UTC
This is the best response anyone could have made about this post. Ever. You win. Happy New Year!!

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happygophucky December 31 2008, 22:32:59 UTC
Cinnamon is hard for me to say sober, as well as drunk. Thus why the dog's name is Mojo and not cinnamon.

I was going to go to a party ... now i'm staying home with said dog. I am eating oyster crackers, and the dog will be eating a melon. I'm a good dog owner I swear! ;P

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