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[cmonkatiekatie]

I am sleepy. It's raining. These are the stories I've been telling myself

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[slowlikewine]

These are all very good stories! They need to be shared with the world. ;)

[cmonkatiekatie]

:D! They're kind of silly, but I want them to exist anyway.

[hackthis]

NUMBER 1! NUMBER 1! NUMBER 1!

What do you mean Gondor needs no pants there is no #1? Okay, is there an "all of the above" option then? I like to be flexible. Plus, if you write it then I won't feel compelled to write it :D

[cmonkatiekatie]

I started writing #1! I got like four lines in and went nah, I'll just tell the internet instead. If you wrote it, I would be miles and miles and MILES more compelled to read it than if I wrote it. I'm just sayin.

[hackthis]

THAT WAS NOT HOW THAT CONVERSATION WAS SUPPOSED TO GO.

[cmonkatiekatie]

LOLOL IT WAS ALL GOING ACCORDING TO MY SLAPDASH PLAN OF GET SOMEONE AWESOME TO WRITE IT UNTIL YOU CAUGHT ON.

[fosfomifira]

This reminds me: should I take the laptop with me while I'm away (for writing, as there's no internet on the seaside lands) or not?

One of these days I'll watch that movie. One of these days.

[cmonkatiekatie]

Clearly, you should take me to the sea side, that is the answer here.

Um, I mostly hate lugging my laptop as far as the next room, so I say write on paper instead, provided you're into that sort of thing. Which I am not. Basically do whichever thing gets me the most stories. :D?

[fosfomifira]

I'm planning on buying a big backpack tomorrow. I'm sure I can fit you in, or you could sit next to me on my father's car. Your choice. He's something of a scary driver, but if you sit next to me you get to, uh, see the sights and not my shoes.

Excellent advice, most certainly. I'm not against asking you to tell me which stories I should try to and hopefully not fail to write for you. Just saying.

[cmonkatiekatie]

When do you go away? Because my first instinct is the one with the stolen porn, but I'd like to ponder a little.

[pyrimidine]

Does Eames waste half a matchbook trying and failing to light a cigarette before Arthur steps in with a butane lighter? *______*

[cmonkatiekatie]

WELL NOW HE DOES. Maybe he is all shaky for...vague and unspecified plot reasons.

[hackthis]

Obviously he just narrowly avoided a bear trap. Oh, wait, used that already? How about a poisoned dart? Or a poisoned date (could be a double entendre). Maybe Arthur just said he was going to fuck him six ways to Sunday. That'd make him nervous.

[foxxcub]

I FAIL TO SEE HOW THIS IS BORING.

I'm...soooooort of writing that? Only they're fuck buddies and stuff and there are phone calls in between because they are so NOT fuck buddies and actually boyfriends in denial?

[cmonkatiekatie]

Ah, but yours is clearly superior because of how there are phone calls AND porn. At least I hope there's porn. Tell me there's porn.

[foxxcub]

As far as I know, there will be porn. :D

[cmonkatiekatie]

Well, if it comes into question later on, just remember this conversation and say yes to porn.