Okay, so I think I did this backwards. I have to catch a plane tonight at 7pm, and i've already had to buy a new bag bue to all the extra stuff i'm bringing back with me in the way of presents and clothes and such. I needed a new carry on gear bag anyway because i'm sick of hauling around my huge two week bag that's mainly for long stays and ( Read more... )

We last left our super hero in peril, CM Punk, at the Dallas International airport while he was on his way to Orange County. This is his story of the last few eventful days of his life....it begins behind the facade of this innocent looking Samoan ( Read more... )

What you should all know right now is that i'm in the middle of what i've named "Crimmus tour 2003", and i'm in Chicago. I've hit roughly 7 or 9 states in the past week and a half ( Read more... )

What you should all know right now is that i'm in the middle of what i've named "Crimmus tour 2003", and i'm in Chicago. I've hit roughly 7 or 9 states in the past week and a half ( Read more... )

So as I sit here in the Dallas international airport, trying to recant the last couple weeks of my life to myself, I thought i'd let you all know that i'm really annoyed that I just told my waiter at this Texas bar and grill that I only wanted fries with my order if they came as a side. I didn't want to pay extra for fries I didn't really want. ( Read more... )

Ah, thanksgiving. I refuse to capitalize that. Sixth year i'll be on the road. Great time a year, when suddenly everybody is giving thanks for this or that. I give thanks year round. I suggest you do the same. Don't wait for a certain time of year, and certainly don't wait for some bullshit holiday to "give thanks" or be nice to people. You ( Read more... )

Samoas Joes compound. THE greatest place i've ever been to.
So far, i've seen a parade of hula dancers, took a ride on a mechanical bull, and i've eaten more food than most people eat in a week.
"How's the view from sugar heaven, bitch!"
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"My turn ( Read more... )

Doubt fucks everything ( Read more... )

I miss you already bro.
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