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[cmv]

david sedaris instilled in me the importance to keep track of life on a daily basis. he also told a joke last night that my mom loved:

"what do you call nuts on a wall? walnuts.
what do you call nuts on your chest? chestnuts.
what do you call nuts on your chin? a dick in your mouth."

absolutely hilarious in the story he was reading.

i woke up not

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[handleycapped]

where's my ratatat remixes?
dick in mouth.

[cmv]

with haste. can i ship directly to jefferson avenue or whatever?

[handleycapped]

DUHZ!

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note: i recycled the sedaris joke & got rave reviews. everyone hates a dick in your mouth.