*giggles so much she falls off her chair*

[cnyx]

This is, supposedly, a list of metaphores that were actually used in high-school essays.  Oh the laughter (and teachers weeping in the corner :P):

Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.

He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he

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[ggg86]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
now THAT'S funny

[cnyx]

^^ Thus the tragedy, I believe!!

[sne]

*snickering*

[cnyx]

The only appropriate response, I tell you.

[not_inspired]

"Oh, Jason, take me!"; she panted, her breasts heaving like a Uni student on $1-a-beer night.

He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.

i miss high school... i take it back

[cnyx]

Ain't that the truth, though? I was seriously divided between rolling on the floor with hilarity, and simultaniously smashing my head against a brick wall and slitting my wrists for good measure over this example of pure stupidity. My world never ceases to amaze me...

[sarahofcroydon]

COSSSSIIIEEEE!!!!! When do you return???? *flings self in general direction*

[cnyx]

*flings self back wholeheartedly* This weekend!! zomg I can't wait to see you all - I miiiissss yooooouuuu *hugs*