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Name: Weebie is not my real name. People call me Cameron or Killah Cam when I visit Harlem (not to be confused with the rapper Cam'ron).

Give us the anecdote behind your username: Watch Dave Chappelle Show.

Age / date of birth: 23/05-20-1980

Residence: Memphis by way of Charlotte N.C. for College

Will you delete this application if you don't like what we say? Why? Shit, you really want an answer? Let me see...I'm going to go for "NO" for 200 Alex. Shit, it's 2 in the morning. I'm broke & can't afford a pitcher of beer, so I'm doing this shit. Hell, delete it for me.

F A V O U R I T E
5 bands:
-DJ Shadow (he's not a band, but he could be)Here y'all go-The DJ Shadows
-Wu Tang Clan-except U-God & Cappadonna b/c I said so. Pick up Lex Diamond, a'ight!
-Radiohead b/c Thom has that funky eye & shit. That's where he gets his soul from.
-Parliament (sp? shit i can't spell)/Funkadelic-fucking maggot brains
-Broken Social Scene-just to be "hip" for the children oh oh oh, no no I'm going to go for Tortoise (good answer chuck).

5 movies:
-The Color Purple-b/c Oprah isn't wearing makeup or kissing the asses of upper class whites.
-Young Frankenstein
-Don't Be a Menace to South Central......black spoof movie, can't go wrong, right? fuck you.
-8 1/2-Never seen it, but all the smart kids like it.
-Emmanuelle part 2-b/c porn is chicken soup for the soul.

5 books:
-The Bible-Book of John, FAB-U-LOUS
-Paradise-Toni Morrison
-How 2 Be A Playa
-Sideways Stories of Wayside School
-Dharma Bums-Jack Kerouac

Food: Anything fried....& Sushi

Hangout(s): I like to visit the local check cashing place b/c that's where I meet quality men or the typical baby's daddy. Real baller hit that spot. Or maybe the local bar will do.

M I S C
Pirates or ninjas? Neither, pimps. Did you not see "Black Ceasar?" Recognize
Black or white? I prefer a mixture of both since my "love partner" is a white male. P.S. that myth isn't all that true...or is it?
Fork or spoon? Knife...no no I don't want to seem like I'm trying too hard...Fork.

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Can you cook? No, does eggos count?
Who was your childhood hero? Why? Big Bird, b/c everyone loves him.
Which is your favourite button on your stereo? REWIND!
If I told you the answer was 'orange juice', what would the question be? What makes my na-na burn when I pee?
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get his money.
What never fails to make you laugh? Good ol' slapstick humor.
What one thing could I do which would annoy you to no end? Trolls...I mean those colored hair trolls not the ones on the internet...or maybe?
Most embarassing thing which happened to you at a restaurant? I farted.
What one thing are you completely hopeless at? Making friends....no no no...drawing.
Write a haiku about yourself: I don't do haikus.
Show/Tell us something interesting about your family: My uncle had the largest toy collection in South Carolina. Got to do something in that fucked up state.

S O C I A L
Would you call yourself popular? Why? No, can't have to many friends. You know people are shit, duh!
What's the most important element in any relationship? No foreskin. Can't fully enjoy oral sex if I have to roll up your foreskin. & Love.

V I E W S
Fascism vs Democracy: Democracy
Human cloning: Clone me a new ass
File-sharing: Yes
Transsexuals: I always wanted a dick.
Abortion: Had one last year. It was GRRREAT! I don't care. Fall down the stairs, it's cheaper.

V I S U A L (No more than 3 pictures.)


I'm might not get accepted (HAHAHA like THAT would be the deciding factorz) b/c I have no picturs of myself. No digital Camera. Sorry, I'm poor & black....or is it black & poor since I was black first? Well, I should befriend some indie internet kids b/c I heard you guys like taking artsy photos with 80s shades. Is that true? Oh, might want to cut that makeshift gangsign shit out.