The surest sign of the imminent doom of the United States is the buffet restaurant (formerly known as the smorgasbord, but that word is entirely too long for the redneck lowlifes that populate these establishments).

Dad was in town last night and thus, there was free food to be had. Unfortunately said free food would be supplied by Hometown ( Read more... )

Eye of the Storm

You scored 44%
You recognize the currents and eddies of chaos around you without becoming swept away by it. A good mix of order and disorder, you know how to keep an internal balance between spontaneity and planning. You have a good sense of distance when helping your friends to resolve drama, and usually ( Read more... )

Well, I'm back.

Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||| 40% Stability |||||||||||||||||| 73% Orderliness |||||||||||| 43% Empathy |||||||||||||||||| 76% Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 70% Intellectual |||||||||||| 50% Mystical |||| 16% Artistic |||||||||| 36% Religious |||||||||||||||| 70% Hedonism ||||||||||||| ( Read more... )

Testing is back. Maybe because I can have a test result page again.

Ahem.

Your Linguistic Profile:

80% General American English
5% Dixie
5% Midwestern
5% Upper Midwestern
5% Yankee

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

Another test! Weee!!!!


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Okay, I've got a domain now.

What the hell should I do with it?

Waiting for laundry to finish so I can go to Saturday Market for breakfast. Probably really horrible food for breakfast, there's a stand that sells spring rolls and hum baus that I hit half the time I go there. With a 20oz Pepsi (prolly Mountain Dew today, I just finished The Whiteboard's archives again) to wash it down. Mmmmmm. Fuck you, ( Read more... )

I got my letter from the county and my rank on the list of 400+ people who took the test is:

2

I came in second.

Wow.

I was going to put up a link to the rough draft but iDisk is being a cunt so you're gonna hafta wait until I can figure out why it's triggering a "do you want to save or open this file?" pop up in Opera and Firefox ( Read more... )