the purplest of the purple.

[coaldustcanary]

You guys, you have to see this...this thing. This character description from an actual published book. It's...

You guys.

I can't even describe this, I'm just going to link to the scan on vandonovan's LJ since he generously said we could spread the "love" of this around.

http://vandonovan.livejournal.com/1088311.htmlThe most horrifyingly hysterical purple

Comments

[buaidhnobas]

I hurt. It's so bad I almost want to fill two pages of nothing but simile and metaphor describing how much those two pages of writing suck.

[choperena]

Go to the original post's comments!

[mythdude]

What book is this??? o_O

[choperena]

Her buttocks are a fist and her breasts cheese? Srsly? Srsly???

[choperena]

I just remembered I know how to say Bitch Please in ASL ^_^

[joexnz]

oh dear god!
this was published
there clearly is no god, no justice and possibly no hand basket as we are already in hell.

[savannahdreamer]

I am laughing in my mind, for I am at school. Also crying. For the pain of that is only eclipsed by it's sheer awesome badness. I so totally want to read more now. Just to marvel at the fact that it is a real print book.