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I suck
... dude, where are Courtney's genitals?
Getting baked
'Dude, where are my genitals?' at QuizUniverse.comI WISH I WAS GETTING BAKED ( Read more... ) -
Kickass site
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Courtney!
- Courtney has 118 ridges around the edge.
- Courtney was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom her name comes.
- Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw Courtney into a volcano it would stop erupting.
- Only one person in two billion will live to be Courtney.
- Courtney is ( Read more... )
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Today's horoscope DOES NOT LIE
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not coo
Got this MySpace message at 5 am from this guy...
Subject: I love you
hello..how are you? i m haluk from turkey. i want to be your friend. my msn halukmert@hotmail.com yahoo hlkmrt@yahoo.com and aim halukmert
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Creepy?
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*pinch* OW! No, I am definately NOT dreaming!
I think I am going to crap myself! Adam from TOOL just left me a comment on MySpace. Did this really just happen? Holy Christ I am fucking star struck. He could have tea-bagged me and I would still have this reaction. I am in awe. The freaky music video creator/badass guitarist HIMSELF wrote to me. He said something to ME. A nobody. Oh my god I ( Read more... ) -
Remembering...
Talked to Derek briefly via text message. Told him about my wisdom teeth and my truck breaking down. We can have short conversations now without him constantly telling me he still loves me and wants me back. Poli would be furious to know I am still in contact with him, but there is something inside me that always wants to be. He was my bubbie for ( Read more... ) -
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courtney will go to jail for ...
Making sweet love to a religious symbol
'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com
That;s me. Woo hoo!
