Hello!

[cobaltanaphase]

Hi there, wide wonderful world of Livejournal! I just thought I would stop by and let you all know that I am not, in fact, dead

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[katenesswac]

You have the most interesting shenanigans going on all the time in that life of yours.

Hooray, biodiesel!

You're going to end up taking over the world with preschoolers, aren't you?
And weasels.

This can only be a good thing.

I'm glad you got out of the deathgrip of Starbucks.

I miss you!

[fishymcb]

9. I hate crazy parents. Did you hear about the guy in Virginia, I think it was, whose son was losing a wrestling match, so he lunged across the mat and knocked the other kid over? These were, like, middle school kids! Even the news anchor reporting on it was like, "Yeah, that guy's a moron and should be banned."

10. All I can think of is the Simpsons episode where Homer pulls Bart out of school so they can siphon grease from local businesses and sell it for profit. "My God, you're greasy."

[themadhatter26]

So the phrase "adorable little testes" made me laught for five minutes straight. Also, I WANTS TO RIDE IN THE FRENCH-FRY-MOBILE!

[surrealname]

You dated matt again?

you're officially retarded.