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Jul 20, 2008 23:23

Tex, stop drinking. Seriously, enough is enough for one apocalypse. Other freelancers, stop encouraging her. Her liver's probably going to fail any day now. And what's this shit about everyone I know having kids ( Read more... )

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sexyincyan July 21 2008, 04:27:06 UTC
LIQUOR'S AT YORK'S, BITCH!

Where you been!?

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cobaltspartan13 July 21 2008, 04:30:23 UTC
Hiding from all you fucktards. Where's York's place?

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[Voice] sexyincyan July 21 2008, 04:33:25 UTC
[Insert directions here]

Fuckin' better get here, quick, goddamnit, we're runnin' outta booze in a hurry the way Tex is goin'!

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cobaltspartan13 July 21 2008, 04:34:24 UTC
Yeah yeah, I'm on my way. Listen, take away whatever she's drinking till I get there.

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[Voice] Ilu Dava <3 texed July 21 2008, 04:29:10 UTC
CHURCH!

Whe- Where the FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN!?

Seriously! Not fucking cool!

AAAHAAAA!!!

I LOVE YOU!

SEVEN BOTTLES OF WHISKEY! 3 BOTTLES OF VODKA AND 500 SHOTS! FUCK YEAH!

CHUUUUUUUUURCH!!!!!!!!

[A loud crash followed by Hysteric giggling]

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ilu too bb! and i PROMISE i'll reply to that log we started last week soon-ish k? <3 cobaltspartan13 July 21 2008, 04:31:32 UTC
I've been around.

You've had way too much to drink, Tex.

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It's okay! Seriously! How have you been D: I thought I lost you!!! texed July 21 2008, 04:33:47 UTC
WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT?!

I'VE BEEEN LOOKING FOR YOU! ASSHOLE! END OF THE WORLD YOU DIDN'T WANT TO SPEND IT-

Oh fuck it!

No I haven't! I'm on Whiskey mixed with Rum now! I need more! Fuck! York passed out! Nooo idea where he is!

Doooooon'ttttt you love me?! BASTARD!

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church_jr July 21 2008, 04:31:25 UTC
DADDDYYY!!!

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cobaltspartan13 July 21 2008, 04:31:53 UTC
WHAT?! No! I don't have a fucking kid! Goddamn it!

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church_jr July 21 2008, 04:34:38 UTC
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You forgot me like mummy....

FUCKING ASSHOLE!

...I'M SORRY DADDY!

You do! In the future! Sheila told me in future!

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for_a_muffin July 21 2008, 04:42:48 UTC
CHURCH!

YOU HAVE A SON!? You did not tell me. This is not nice.

CHURCH CHURCH! TEX IS DRUNK! SHE TRIED TO KISS ME!

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sileo_calamitas July 21 2008, 04:43:31 UTC
Uncle Church.

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sexyincyan July 21 2008, 04:45:45 UTC
Oh, thank god, the smart kid.

Why the hell is everyone so goddamn surprised that I'm black?

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sileo_calamitas July 21 2008, 04:48:30 UTC
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I do not know. I knew you were black. Kayleigh is tanned, in the middle.

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sexyincyan July 21 2008, 04:50:08 UTC
Huh.

Well, ain't that just damn weird. Maybe I stopped wearin' my goddamn armor everywhere in the future?

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