TUCKER!  You want to what Tex? I can't believe you wrote this shit down, man! You're so dead. Wait till I fucking find you. Nobody talks about my girlfriend like that. And that last thing on the list? I don't even think that's physically possible, dude. You're fucking dead when I get my hands on you, Tucker.

[OOC: Church found Grif's note. <3]

Stop making a big deal about this shit. I'm fine. Tex is fine. Everything is fine. Got it?

I've never been so fucking glad to hear her voice before. Sometimes I think she's the best thing that ever happened to me... But then sometimes she beats the shit out of me... Yeah, still lucky, I guess.

She's still not back. Fuck.

How long is this supposed to take?

She's... gone. Goddamn it. Again. A-fucking-gain. Christ. I... I couldn't.... I couldn't help. She was already hurt... And I... And she... Fuck it. I don't have to explain it. If you weren't there you fucking missed it. Tex is dead. Stay out of our room ( Read more... )

 
Alright guys I'm sure you've all heard, seen, been there, whatever, but Ashley was hurt the other night. From what I heard it was pretty bad. Grif want's revenge. I know we normally... and when I say "we" I'm talking to the Blue team here... but we normally fight with the Red guys, but come on, Ashley's always been pretty good to us. We're going ( Read more... )

Tex, you don't buy that load of horse shit that Ashley and Sister are trying to sell, do you? That shit about me and Tucker? You know, KNOW it's not true. I'd never... not with Tucker, not if he were the last human being on Earth... or in this place... or in general. He's had some gross alien baby. He's out. I'd never... gross. Besides, I have you ( Read more... )

CABOOSE! Goddamnit! Where is my HELMET? If you have it off somewhere talking to it and pretending it was me... again.... I WILL kill you. If it's not back in my possession by tonight, you or whoever has the stupid thing will be in serious trouble. Understand?

Tex, I am not a foot warmer. Just because your toes are cold does NOT mean you should stick ( Read more... )

So the Reds are down a man, there are corpses hanging from the clock tower, and Caboose wants to make a cake for Donut. WHAT. THE. FUCK? Sounds like a great day already. Have I mentioned how much I hate this place ( Read more... )

Is it over?

Tex, you... normal again?

God.DAMNIT! Not again. Tex, not a fucking word. You either Tucker... And Sister.... Fuck it. Grif, control your sister. I might have to kill her otherwise.