fucking delivery station monopoly party platform deputy's. They can never get shit. What a waste of perfectly good fact sensing cape folders, files and paste baskets. The next step is nothing short of a department specific square box shaped frenzy repeater, tracking number and all. Vacationers are being followed by a card but all it says is the ( Read more... )

Imagine the excitement when the project started. Many bells and whistles were in the mix but who the hell cared anyway? Everyone had a single target, proof that a delicacy isn't always all it's cracked up to be. This one guy, an expert at spotting eagles caught a glimpse. A distant island with a single bird flying high above it ( Read more... )

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A talking gust of wind forged by a fire escape mender begins to talk. "Recently invented was a foldable lasso so small that it can be placed in ones pocket with the greatest of the east". Lassos have been selling left and right for some reason but the only explanation is that the archer's daughter is behind the whole thing. From day one the ( Read more... )

This guy's a radio operator with a fancy for doubles match play. A guy named William asks if he can stand by the wall but he really just wants to know if he can use his clock to get into the effort dimension of Spencer’s basement. The tournament started and John Quincy Adams enters with a steaming potion of fortune telling fact serum ( Read more... )

According to the past, a department was created in the frequency range of 10. Anything past 10 was labeled fastened within a range of 9. A day began like the rest but it seemed like the one person who cared crossed the threshold so everyone agreed to give him the portion of meagerness ( Read more... )

It's a boat party for everybody but only three people showed up. Three people were named: The Jeff, benji, and some other guy who is the least important. After a bit of partying, captain stubingham revealed that his favorite thing ever is to drop the anchor. THe group began an anchor dropping contest in which the captain finished dead last. ( Read more... )

Something irregular yet filled with purpose. Delivery maintenance malarchy. This thing is actually worthless thus winning a description of hogwash. Speaking of that, the hogs are out back washing for the big presentation. There is one obtuse hog that has a giant head. He's the leader and will take them on a journey ( Read more... )

Holding strong for up to ten years in a row the foundation is riddled with underachievers marching to the beat of tea kettles taping on the rooftops. Originally invented by a doctor who was nothing short of superiority, mythology has taken a turn for the worse as of late and without much support it will fail ( Read more... )

An irregular right fielder named sheriff lingwalder stepped up to the plate only to find that he has ten purposes of livelihood. First of all you've got to wonder what he was thinking, I mean in this day and age most sheriff's quit playing baseball long ago but not this able bodied chap. "He's a regular player" one of the delightfully non-chalant ( Read more... )