Can I kick it?

[cobradeath]

On Turdsday night I took my little sister to see Strung Out as she is a bit of a fan. That place was full of fucking drunk bogan dickheads, see when I'm that drunk, it's charming, (or 'sassy' haha as keiran once said) I make witty observations, I am like a modern times Oscar Wilde hahaha. When sideways cap lagwagon shirt football jock is that

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[thebrotherhood]

haha guess whats on your shoulder sounds like the funniest game ever!
what was on hes shoulder??
its my birthday on thurs, i have to work during the day time but my manager has said that he expects me to finish my shift totally fucked eyed due to having to work on my birthdaym i finish at 4pm so i guess its not that bad i also get a bottle of our top champers which is made by crystal so thats not that bad either
i got called at 11:20am this morning i was still asleep it was the pub begging me to cover this dicks shift who hadnt turned up, i get there and the guy was just 2 hours late so they gave me free alcohol to stop me swearing, now its 2pm and im quite drunk :)
lots of news also...

[cobradeath]

"Well ever since I met Gladys here I've been thinkin bout getting something else fixed.... and it rhymes with COCK!" Yeah it starts with P and ends with EEEENIS. Apparently it was one of the Bullet guys' friends. They didnt take too kindly to Tilt repeatedly slapping his john thomas on the pool table either....

Yeha what do you wnat for your birthday fauckin