Waste Not...Want Not

May 20, 2005 08:10

Tony Fisk was your stereotypical high school burner. He had a collection of indian ink tattoos that proudly displayed the collage of his so-called life. His most memorable tatt was the O-Z-Z-Y across the knuckles of his right hand ( Read more... )

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gefiltebitch May 20 2005, 13:45:02 UTC
tony's a bitchass trick.

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cock_star May 21 2005, 22:28:00 UTC
he owned that jail cell...wouldn't let me use his toilet if I had to take a shit.

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fuckhole May 20 2005, 13:50:13 UTC
Fuckies!
BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA.

And I don't think you lost much in that bargain. My guess is Walworth County Jail Chop Suey wasn't all that great.

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cock_star May 21 2005, 22:27:15 UTC
Nope. The orange Kool-Aid served in a metal mug sure hit the spot though!

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fuckhole May 22 2005, 05:39:17 UTC
Did it taste like wet pennies?

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cock_star May 22 2005, 22:45:29 UTC
Heh. I bet it did!

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spitzfire May 20 2005, 14:00:25 UTC
Crazy. I've never been "in" jail...made it almost once, and thank God it didn't go through.

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cock_star May 21 2005, 22:26:27 UTC
you definitely aren't missing anything, this I'm sure of.

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vinomazzei May 20 2005, 14:11:15 UTC
If I ever end up in jail, billy promised to bring me cigarettes and lube.

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cock_star May 21 2005, 22:25:35 UTC
this was like a holding cell. it was filled mostly with traffic they busted going to the Motley Crue concert that day. Nothing fun like gang rape that day!

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bruisedhips May 20 2005, 15:02:19 UTC
I have a "six hours in a holding cell" story myself.
I was stuck in a 5x5 cell with a woman who stabbed her boyfriend 20+ times in the chest with a fork because he didn't like her spaghetti.
:/

Also: Fuckies? hahahahahahhahahahaha

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cock_star May 21 2005, 22:24:11 UTC
Unbelievable! I would've been scared shitless.

My friend John used fuckies in a post...I thought it was ridiculous...had to use it.

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