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Oct 26, 2003 21:31

After a fucking retarded night due to Nick invting Andy and I to hang out with him and three Jewish bitches that give us a bad name, a creepy and yet exciting event happened last night ( Read more... )

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lunar_vagrant October 26 2003, 18:47:02 UTC
Andrew:

You could have called me over, and I simply would have eye-lasered the guy, thus solving problems for everyone. Afterwards, we would have partied until dawn.

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adamundead October 26 2003, 19:03:50 UTC
Dear Andrew,

You wuss. I can just picture you all huddled around the peephole saying, "Shhhh! QUiet!" I would have just opened the door and said, "Uh...could you fucking stop trying to break in. Thanks......fuck face." Then I would have said something like, "Fucking Vishnu hugger" or something.

Your pal,
Adam the Great

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jayder October 26 2003, 20:28:28 UTC
And then he would have shot you!

-Tom

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adamundead October 26 2003, 21:43:54 UTC
Dear Tom,

Uh no. This has actually happen to my sister. Take it from me, since I am not scared to walk around Buford Hwy like everyone else.

Your pal,
Adam the Great

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cockmonger October 26 2003, 22:02:14 UTC
Well, Adam, the next time I rob you, I'll make sure to carry a gun so I can pistol-whip you silly.

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panicattack07 October 27 2003, 23:48:05 UTC
Hey...what an exciting life you lead...be grateful you arent stuck in the middle of nowhere--I mean Utah--surrounded by THOUSANDS of Mormon whores that give you a bad name.

just admit it! You miss your mormon whore shes sooo much more fun to hang out with ;)

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jayder October 28 2003, 08:36:34 UTC
Andrew, me and all of dunwoody are going to pick the lock to your apartment when you are away and ambush you upon your arrival. There will be a horrendous assbeating the likes of which UGA has never seen.

Cheers,

-Tom

P.S. Does pleading nolo in court reduce the fine from $100? or should I just go ahead and pay early?

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cockmonger October 28 2003, 18:51:38 UTC
I'm not sure if it reduces the fine, but I haven't had to pay my fine yet. I have to go back to court and then I'll see if I need to pay or not. If it was a minor speeding ticket, I wouldn't plead nolo. You can only use it once every 5 years. I would save it for bigger things you might commit, like murder or being gay. I'll see you this weekend.

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I have a better attempted robbery story anonymous December 6 2003, 18:20:32 UTC
Andy! Your stories stuck! In 9th grade I stayed home sick from school one day, all alone. Around noon, I heard the back door open. I thought it was my stepdad home to see how I was feeling, but he never walked in. I sat up on the couch, the couch made a noise, and the backdoor closed. 15 seconds later, a black guy was running across my front lawn. I called my stepdad, who said he would come home immediately & told me to call 911, and I went around locking all the doors. While I was on the phone with the dispatcher, the guy came back up to my house & looking in windows. He saw me inside, and he started yelling at me to open the door & banging on all the doors & windows. I locked myself in my bedroom in case he managed to get into the house, and I watched him from my bedroom window. He finally left & walked over to his buddy in my neighbor's yard, and then they both left. Then the phone cut off. I thought the guy had cut the lines! AHH! But we just got dissconnected, so the the dispatcher called me right back. I started panicing then, ( ... )

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