After a fucking retarded night due to Nick invting Andy and I to hang out with him and three Jewish bitches that give us a bad name, a creepy and yet exciting event happened last night
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You could have called me over, and I simply would have eye-lasered the guy, thus solving problems for everyone. Afterwards, we would have partied until dawn.
You wuss. I can just picture you all huddled around the peephole saying, "Shhhh! QUiet!" I would have just opened the door and said, "Uh...could you fucking stop trying to break in. Thanks......fuck face." Then I would have said something like, "Fucking Vishnu hugger" or something.
Hey...what an exciting life you lead...be grateful you arent stuck in the middle of nowhere--I mean Utah--surrounded by THOUSANDS of Mormon whores that give you a bad name.
just admit it! You miss your mormon whore shes sooo much more fun to hang out with ;)
Andrew, me and all of dunwoody are going to pick the lock to your apartment when you are away and ambush you upon your arrival. There will be a horrendous assbeating the likes of which UGA has never seen.
Cheers,
-Tom
P.S. Does pleading nolo in court reduce the fine from $100? or should I just go ahead and pay early?
I'm not sure if it reduces the fine, but I haven't had to pay my fine yet. I have to go back to court and then I'll see if I need to pay or not. If it was a minor speeding ticket, I wouldn't plead nolo. You can only use it once every 5 years. I would save it for bigger things you might commit, like murder or being gay. I'll see you this weekend.
I have a better attempted robbery story
anonymous
December 6 2003, 18:20:32 UTC
Andy! Your stories stuck! In 9th grade I stayed home sick from school one day, all alone. Around noon, I heard the back door open. I thought it was my stepdad home to see how I was feeling, but he never walked in. I sat up on the couch, the couch made a noise, and the backdoor closed. 15 seconds later, a black guy was running across my front lawn. I called my stepdad, who said he would come home immediately & told me to call 911, and I went around locking all the doors. While I was on the phone with the dispatcher, the guy came back up to my house & looking in windows. He saw me inside, and he started yelling at me to open the door & banging on all the doors & windows. I locked myself in my bedroom in case he managed to get into the house, and I watched him from my bedroom window. He finally left & walked over to his buddy in my neighbor's yard, and then they both left. Then the phone cut off. I thought the guy had cut the lines! AHH! But we just got dissconnected, so the the dispatcher called me right back. I started panicing then,
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You could have called me over, and I simply would have eye-lasered the guy, thus solving problems for everyone. Afterwards, we would have partied until dawn.
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You wuss. I can just picture you all huddled around the peephole saying, "Shhhh! QUiet!" I would have just opened the door and said, "Uh...could you fucking stop trying to break in. Thanks......fuck face." Then I would have said something like, "Fucking Vishnu hugger" or something.
Your pal,
Adam the Great
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-Tom
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Uh no. This has actually happen to my sister. Take it from me, since I am not scared to walk around Buford Hwy like everyone else.
Your pal,
Adam the Great
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just admit it! You miss your mormon whore shes sooo much more fun to hang out with ;)
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Cheers,
-Tom
P.S. Does pleading nolo in court reduce the fine from $100? or should I just go ahead and pay early?
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