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[cockmonger]

Mike's racist joke of the month:

"A black guy stuck his head out the window of a moving car going 100 mph and died. How did he die?"

A: "Because his lips beat him to death!"

Carrie Squires quote of the month:

Me: Could you be any cockier?
Carrie: I'm not cocky, I'm vaginy!

Wait to say it, Carrie.

-Andrew

Comments

yeah, dude. you suck, you dirty slapnuts Jew

[anonymous]

Yeah man. From the look of your journal I would rather kill myself ten times over than hang out with you. Eat fecal matter and wash it down with a pile of monkey spunk, jerk.

[cockmonger]

Let me guess. Okay, I think that this is a post from Nick. Am I right? Who else could it be...

[adamundead]

Dear Andrew,

Vaginy? That is SICK! SICK!

Your pal,
Adam the Great

P.S. - I hate you.

[eveningstroll]

hi
i thought i should mention to you-

the correct phrasing would have been "way" to say it, you dirty fucking jew. WAY (not wait).

bye.

[cockmonger]

Holy shit! I didn't even realize what I did. Now everyone must thin I'm retarded. I feel so stupid. SO STUPID! Thanx Esther, you no how two get a guy wind he's down.

-Andrew

[eveningstroll]

Well Andrew,
it seems that my lessons in phrases has not paid off. Please die.

lovingly yrs,
esther.