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cockmonger

Something you should know

Mar 25, 2004 15:45

Instead of the usual screaming Christian fanatics dressed in suit and tie we usually have trying to convert everyone, the student center was visited by 2 Christian fanatics sporting "Jesus Saves from Hell" tee-shirts and large posters stating their beliefs. For all of you who don't know already, I knew some of these, but whoa, was I surprised by ( Read more... )

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adamundead March 25 2004, 13:24:39 UTC

Dear Andrew,

I can't believe Nazis made the list. Man, that guy sure was CRAZY.

Your pal,
Adam the Great

P.S. - WHat is a SPORTING DEMON?

cockmonger March 25 2004, 19:56:57 UTC

I have no fucking clue what a "sporting demon" is, but I'm sure Tom McMahon is one of them because he works at Sports Authority and is CRAZY AS HELL! I want the poster those guys were carrying, or a shirt. That would RULE!

adamundead March 26 2004, 00:18:02 UTC

Dear Andrew,

Tom is no longer a sporting demon. He apparently quit a month ago, but neglected to tell anyone. I, myself, was clueless about this until today.

Your pal,
Adam the Great

P.S. - I am getting you a shirt with a picture of your mom's vagina on it.

panicattack07 March 25 2004, 23:22:47 UTC

Hey remember me? One of your best friends...you know that totally awesome MORMON chick. WTF did they mean by putting Mormons on that list. Now I'm super pissed, maybe they wrote that because they all know Lyndel, that would do it for most people.

norocknrollfun March 26 2004, 11:25:38 UTC

doll the mormons one was the very last one they put.. in all caps in the bottom center with "..." following it. don't worry they were just making asses of themselves anyway.

xoxo

panicattack07 March 27 2004, 14:49:44 UTC

No I know that they were just being stupid but seriously, it seems like ever time I turn around, well, people just are stupid, you know, and I just had to let out that steam. Its all good.

jayder March 26 2004, 00:36:51 UTC

Huzzah! I've been wondering who's livejournal this was. Now I've got a pretty good idea. I've been wanting to tell you to stay away from weird vending machines, that Tombstone vending machine in the airport really sucked.

I quit the Sports Authority at the end of december, and I'm glad I did, cause I'm sick of getting up at 5 in the morning! And yes, I would have considered myself a sporting demon. Being a christian myself I suppose that makes me hypocritical and contradictory. Hey, at least you have christian fanatics instead of occult fanatics or something, they could be roasting sacrifices to their 12 gods outside your door instead of barraging you with posters.

-Tom "Sporting Demon" McMayhem (legally changing my name)

P.S. What DOES sporting demon mean anyway?

cockmonger March 26 2004, 02:10:47 UTC

How the fuck could you not know who this was!? Could ending every post with "-Andrew" not be a big enough hint? To completely clarify, this is Andrew Reifman, and I also have a secret. Tom, I quit banging your mom at the end of December, because I was tired of her calling me in the middle of class.

-Andrew REIFMAN

jayder March 26 2004, 17:07:22 UTC

Not you, you stupid monkey, PanicAttack.

-Tom

adamundead March 27 2004, 01:53:19 UTC

Dear ASSHOLES,

Just to clarify, all of you are really lame, and really gay. And you ALL are going to hell, whether you are mormon, Jewish, or fucking Hindu. Why? Because I hate you all, and that is grounds enough for you to go to hell. Assholes.

Your pal,
Adam the Great

P.S. - Reginald Reman, AKA ANDREW REIFMAN, you are gay.

The GSU Fanatic driveby_pirate March 27 2004, 08:48:07 UTC

This one dude who comes to GSU every now and then was making the usual list, IE gayz, perverts, Muslims, ect. He then shocked the hell outta me by saying Catholics and Baptists go to hell as well.

Re: The GSU Fanatic jayder March 27 2004, 10:47:01 UTC

Tell that guy that he's going to hell.