Lindsay Lohan, mmmmmmmmmm ::licks lips::

[cockmonger]

First off, for all my friends wherever you may be; Africa, Hell, or Dunwoody....and Perry. All I ask for the next fifty of my birthdays is for any of you to hook me up with Lindsay Lohan. This will count as a birthday present for ALL of you for the next FIFTY YEARS. That saves a lot of money. Think about it.

-Andrew

Comments

I don't even know what to say andrew

[hopeless_geek]

you need to let this shit go. I am going to kill her just to make you cry. the same thing happened to andy. he loved the rock too much so i killed him. BITCH

~nikolai

[jayder]

So let me get this straight: All I have to do is hook you up with Lindsey Lohan and I don't have to get you shit for Fifty years?

Hell Yeah! *making the call*.

-Tom

[anonymous]

i got you lindsey lohan when i was working at madstone before it closed but zac shuster stole her. i wish i was kidding. see you around maybe

-sam [edelstein]