I'm trying to separate my thoughts to put together some sentences here. Give me a few moments ( Read more... )

I finally got my fucking bowling ball that I've been saving for a month for. It's a Brunswick Power Reactive Groove, size 12, a blue and green marbled together color with holes drilled in it to fit to every contour of my fingers and hand. Pure perfection. Actually, not really, but it's a step up from the plastic balls that they give you at the ( Read more... )

It's been a while, but here is how my week went ( Read more... )

I will first have to say that my sister and I have grown to much more likable towards each other. We used to argue a lot, in which case I would uppercut her in the jaw if she ever got out of line. But within the past year, year and a half, we have barely had any arguments. We even serve as each others company when we're out with family and friends ( Read more... )

Andy's play tonight.....everyone did good.......I articulated better than usual.....few lines missed......fat kid forgot to turn on lights.......good play.......Andy's car broke down with Sandy driving......try to put gas in to start it up......two cop cars come......very funny time joking with the cops.......car starts........car stops.......try ( Read more... )

I just got an Iron Butterfly cd a few days ago. "In-A-Gadda Da-Vi-Da" to be exact. Damn good cd. Andy said the cd is a rip-off, but what does he know? Chris has polluted his mind with crap like John Mayer and Dave Matthew's. To brag about my musical knowledge, which is far above that of any normal human, Iron Butterfly is a psychedelic rock group ( Read more... )

Andy and I went into our first porn store yesterday to truly celebrate our 18th birthdays. I'll describe the experience for those of you who haven't had the privilege, or balls, to go into a porn shop ( Read more... )

I would consider myself to be a coffee guy. None of that Japanese, ying-yang chai tea shit for me. Tea is for pussies. That's why they've created "bubble tea", for weak ass fuckers that can't even handle real tea. See, even though I'm a fan of cappuccinos and expressos, I love a good cup of coffee. I can literally spend a whole trip to the grocery ( Read more... )

Smart person ( Read more... )

We were over at Matt's trying to make Julie pass out, with no avail (I'm beginning to think it doesn't work on females). With Julie came Reina and Lisa. I'm looking at Lisa and I realize that I can't look at her without feeling uncomfortable, because she is hardcore cock-eyed. It almost seems like both eyes are cock-eyed. I'm not trying to be mean ( Read more... )