[Video]

[cockofthewok]

[BEHOLD the devastating and attractive - wait, that's Sirius. The actor is the man who looks like a younger version of Gary Oldman who's been run through the ringer backwards ... TWICE and has tattoos all over his body. They're in the foyer and the actor is screaming, trying to get everyone's attention.]

TERRA! TERRA MY BELOVED! I MUST SEE YOU

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[video]

[geokinetic]

[Terra is making a O___O face. again, icons fail me. ): ]

So. Uh. This is definitely one of the weirder things that's happened t-- ack--

[A thump, sounds of a scuffle. The camera swings wildly around, pointing at Terra's actor at an extreme sideways angle. She is scarily skinny and also wearing a very bad blonde wig.]

SIRIUUUUUUUS YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS EVER CARED FOR MEEE-- ow!

[The camera swings around some more and then hits the ground.]

Oh my god would you shut up--

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[cockofthewok]

[When visual comes back Sirius is sitting on his actor who is struggling. He is grinning triumphantly.]

Looks like you're doing a good job of fighting with yourself there beautiful.

TERRA MY BELOVED! I MUST COME AND RESCUE YOU!

[At the deceleration of Terra needing a rescue Sirius chuckles and smacks his actor in the head.]

You obviously don't know Terra.

[innocentart]

Well then... this certainly is interesting.

[cockofthewok]

It's a bloody event. Get used to them.

THIS PLACE IS TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE EXCEPT FOR THE CHANCE TO KEEP JAMES AND LILY SAFE FROM SUCH A -

Who the hell told you to shoot your gob off you bloody fight brained bastard?

[innocentart]

[nods]

Sorry, I'm new to this... I just got here 2 days ago.--Huh?

[cockofthewok]

Yeah, it's pretty confusing at first. Gets less so as things go.