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cockofthewok

Drinking till I'm dead

Jun 24, 2010 00:22

Good evening ladies and gentlemen. My name is Sirius Black and about twenty or so odd years from now last Thursday I'll have been shoved through some very nefarious drapery. To commemorate the event of my horrid demise by household curtains I'm holding a party. One which, when finished, may make you wish that you were dead. Fantastic foods and ( Read more... )

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alwaysaboom June 24 2010, 04:33:12 UTC

Do dead people often throw parties on your world?

... I'm sorry about the event. [Really hates having her mind tampered with...]

cockofthewok June 24 2010, 04:47:23 UTC

Once a year. Rather like a birthday party.

You always that high handed?

alwaysaboom June 24 2010, 04:50:18 UTC

Really, it was more the idea of dead people walking around that I was wondering about...

No. Reminded me too damn much of my father...

cockofthewok June 24 2010, 04:57:08 UTC

That? We've got loads of those.

Ah, then come down and share a glass of poison. We'll call it even.

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[Voice louder than smell] skater_lynx June 24 2010, 04:43:44 UTC

LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED!! LET'S GET DRUNK!

I'll see you there!

Re: [Voice louder than smell] cockofthewok June 24 2010, 04:48:01 UTC

Sounds good mate ... what's your name?

[Voice] skater_lynx June 24 2010, 04:51:39 UTC

Haru! Wait you don't know me? How do you not know me~ I need to show my ass more. So who are you again?

Re: [Voice] cockofthewok June 24 2010, 04:59:27 UTC

If you don't know mine then clearly arse wielding isn't the way to get well known.

Black, Sirius Black.

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[audio] timisnotme June 24 2010, 04:51:17 UTC

You get killed by curtains?

Re: [audio] cockofthewok June 24 2010, 04:59:56 UTC

It's a bit more complicated then that, but yeah.

[audio] timisnotme June 24 2010, 05:08:47 UTC

*He's not even going to ask how you know that.*

Why celebrate?

Re: [audio] cockofthewok June 24 2010, 05:20:13 UTC

It seems the dead thing to do.

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holyandsexy June 24 2010, 04:55:06 UTC

Huh, I died shortly before coming here, so I guess it has been a year now.

cockofthewok June 24 2010, 05:00:29 UTC

S'your death day too then mate?

holyandsexy June 24 2010, 05:02:35 UTC

I guess I missed mine by a month or two.

cockofthewok June 24 2010, 05:22:30 UTC

I missed mine by about a week, so I'm not picky on exacts.

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[ rec ] mississippikiss June 24 2010, 05:00:42 UTC

Drapery? How d'ya manage to get killed by curtains?

Re: [ rec ] cockofthewok June 24 2010, 05:19:38 UTC

They're special curtains.

[ rec ] mississippikiss June 24 2010, 05:22:03 UTC

Sounds like some really bad luck too.

Re: [ rec ] cockofthewok June 24 2010, 05:34:28 UTC

Apparently I can't aim well when get old.

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