Do you know what all those Gentleman Xs have in common?
They're not me. There's only one knight in shining armor, one lord of love, one rakishly rapturous royal, and that's Prince Charming. Rightly so, I have the name to prove it.
Don't let the others fool you for one second. Especially that last one. Honestly, honestly.
And no, I'm not running for re-election.