46th Riposte

[cocksmanship]

Do you know what all those Gentleman Xs have in common?

They're not me. There's only one knight in shining armor, one lord of love, one rakishly rapturous royal, and that's Prince Charming. Rightly so, I have the name to prove it.

Don't let the others fool you for one second. Especially that last one. Honestly, honestly.

Comments

[misterblackbird]

Feeling threatened, are you?

[cocksmanship]

Is that what you say to all the boys?

[misterblackbird]

Only the ones who act like bragging puppies.

[cocksmanship]

Well that would make you a terrier and me a dane.

[oshutup]

You have a lot of time on your hands.

[cocksmanship]

How have you been spending yours, Pevensie?

[oshutup]

Productively.

[cocksmanship]

And your sisters? Finding love yet?

[passionforshoes]

Oh please.

[cocksmanship]

I'm also the best in bed, but I suppose only you could confirm that.

[passionforshoes]

I've had better than you. So much better.

[cocksmanship]

You have not.

[prototipo]

How are they doing that?

[cocksmanship]

Just look at them.

My computer fails on so many levels, sorry about that.

[prototipo]

I don't understand...

No problem!

[cocksmanship]

Perhaps when you're older.

1/1 8)

[jesusitsalion]

D|

[cocksmanship]

Someone wants to take you home. I recommend you run, fast.

[jesusitsalion]

Lots of people say that. Not even Uncle Scar knows why.

[cocksmanship]

It must be that face of yours. But to tell you the truth I think all the girls are shy.