52nd Riposte

[cocksmanship]

My lady love is going to be very upset if I don't return to the castle soon.

Does anyone know the way?

[ooc: What if his parents hadn't cooked the snail 8)]

Comments

[playstheblues]

...your...lady...love.

Which one?

[cocksmanship]

Who else, young man? The Lady Gastropoda.

[playstheblues]

I don't think I've heard of her. I'm sorry.

Young...man?

Have you looked at the Palace?

[cocksmanship]

I have been told that establishment is a place of ill repute. I would never.

...idk where he got the image okay

[prepubertal]

PC says WHUT

[cocksmanship]

Pardon?

pino loves him really. only not.

[prepubertal]

You asked for directions.

just don't seduce his snail!wife

[cocksmanship]

To the castle, you sprat.

[adamantined]

Oh, good, I'm not the only one getting turned around.

[cocksmanship]

Are you lost as well, milady?

[adamantined]

Grounded for life is more up my alley. Do you know what my dad is going to think if I go missing during election week?

[cocksmanship]

Election? Is your father a governor?

[thegoodprince]

Oh my.

[cocksmanship]

My oh my, where is my love.

[thegoodprince]

Now there's a question... You going to be alright there, Charming?

[passionforshoes]

Found another victim to lie to?

[cocksmanship]

Pardon, milady?

[passionforshoes]

What the fuck did you just call me?

[cocksmanship]

Do you prefer madame?