I guess it would work if I decide to stick with my decision to be temporarily celibate. Why celibacy? It's to focus on myself for a while.
Since last year I've been dissatisfied with not being able to move out of Chicago, being out of school temporarily, not being able to find a decent boy/girlfriend who's not just focused on having sex as many times as possible or just interested in me because of my sexuality, and other things that I won't mention here.
Actually the NoSex[tm] diet works much better for weightloss - provided you accomplish it by getting on a treadmill and running until you either stop thinking about sex, or can no longer walk to the refrigerator.
...unfortunately, merly dabbling with the NoSex[tm] diet can *also* result in a boomerang-ass effect, when it results in making your meal plans via Ben and Jerry.
When I feel fat, I ride the bus, and look at all the meth-addicted, severely overweight, and otherwise unattractive to me people who are there with their boyfriends\girlfriends, cuddling and making out. And I think, hey, if they look 50 at 25 and have half their teeth missing and a bad dye job and still get laid, I'm doing just fine. (horrible, I know. but.. yeah.)
That would be great, but I live in a trendy neighborhood in Chicago where the majority of people look good. I can look outside my window and see someone jogging with their iPod and/or dog.
The meth-addicted, severely overweight, and the unattractive are getting more sex than me?! Maybe I should reconsider my celibacy because that just isn't fair!
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IT WORKS!
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Since last year I've been dissatisfied with not being able to move out of Chicago, being out of school temporarily, not being able to find a decent boy/girlfriend who's not just focused on having sex as many times as possible or just interested in me because of my sexuality, and other things that I won't mention here.
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...unfortunately, merly dabbling with the NoSex[tm] diet can *also* result in a boomerang-ass effect, when it results in making your meal plans via Ben and Jerry.
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I'll buy that plan for a dollar!
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When I feel fat, I ride the bus, and look at all the meth-addicted, severely overweight, and otherwise unattractive to me people who are there with their boyfriends\girlfriends, cuddling and making out. And I think, hey, if they look 50 at 25 and have half their teeth missing and a bad dye job and still get laid, I'm doing just fine. (horrible, I know. but.. yeah.)
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That would be great, but I live in a trendy neighborhood in Chicago where the majority of people look good. I can look outside my window and see someone jogging with their iPod and/or dog.
The meth-addicted, severely overweight, and the unattractive are getting more sex than me?! Maybe I should reconsider my celibacy because that just isn't fair!
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