SAFETY TIP FROM ME!

[cocomotion]

Please, people, watch your cookware. I become upset when I rummage through a loved one's kitchen, only to discover their pots and pans are covered in a brownish/orangeish rust-like substance. It's dangerous for you. If it starts to rust, toss it out and replace it. Simple as that. Word to the wise: I used to get my pots from Big Lots, until I

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[myluckystar]

SCP pride!

[tisok]

nothing tastes the same to a penis taster.

[ifthatsall]

This is a really important PSA you just delivered, and I'd like to add one thing it: please do not use teflon or any other ungodly and unnatural materials as a cooking surface. Teflon does very bad things to your food and the vapors that rise out of the pan are very dangerous to breathe as well. (For example, a lot of people keep birds in their kitchens & when people use teflon pans the fumes have been known to kill the birds).

Do yourself and your loved ones a favor by investing in stainless steel cookware. Yes, it's more expensive, but they will last forever and you won't be awake all night worrying about cancer and dead birds.

[cocomotion]

And on the note of cancer...

Is it safe to use microwaves? I'm having my doubts...

[cocomotion]

you aren't supposed to mic those...