My mother's doll... Completely destroyed. This had me in tears. The Cabbage Patch doll is mine, but I'm not worried about that one like I am about my mother's. This will hurt her, and I can't bare that. There are others...other dolls of my mother's...but they can be taken to a doll doctor. The damage isn't just water damage...it's actually ( Read more... )

My basement, of course:


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Lord, besides my yard, my basement is flooded. Will you please send a couple of angels to drain it for me? Thanks. Sincerely, Well... You know who this is.


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In this poem, the narrator is angry and depressed. But this is just a moment...a funk...like we all experience sometimes. It's not really this person at all--it's a facade. Like the mean old man who's not really mean at all... The narrator calls kids and pets "junk", but then turns around and passes out popsicles and attentively watches their ( Read more... )

It's something not meant to be submitted, or anything like that... (It does everything wrong on purpose ( Read more... )

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Dove soap comes in many varities--we use 'sensitive skin', but I'm intrigued by the one scented like grapefruit and lemongrass. Lemongrass is completely foreign to me. Me is a name I call myself. Myself, I prefer cheese. Cheese, in it's softer versions, is not recomended for a pregnant lady. Lady Anne became Queen Anne and lost her head. Head ( Read more... )

Mmmm.... Love me some cupcakes! Youngest says they're "model" cupcakes, and the prettiest cupcakes he's ever seen! (Okay, admittedly my five-year-old has had limited experience with pretty-fied cupcakes, and I seldom bake, and they look like HE decorated them, but still... And by-the-way, they're SUPPOSED to look tie-died, just so you know.) ;-D ( Read more... )