My Upcoming Autobiography.

[codaeng]

Dear journal,

I have begun work on my autobiography. The title is to be 'Gats'n Hos' subtitled 'My Long Strange Journey on The Mean Streets of Enumclaw'. It will be mostly ghost-written by a local rapper I met at Starbucks.

Comments

[etherealhammer]

Interesting that you should mention your book, as I have just finished my third autobiography this morning. I wrestled it relentlessly into completion as a distraction from my breakfast, which included a cup of instant coffee and muffin whose taste can only be described as brown, but whose appearance can only be described as 'not'.

My advice to you is this: slither against the stump of truth and let its indifferent hands help chafe away the skin of your past and the false knowledge of your self's worth. Dip your pen in a false ink and let the pages be a testament to your imagination, but never to your self. That is what I do, and it improves your spirits immensely. For example: if I told you what I had really ate this morning, you would never have gotten this far into my response, but would at this moment be hurling bits of digestive debris against the cold walls of a nearby toilet.

[etherealhammer]

"...what I had really eaten," that should have read.