"calm down, crackers!! this ain't a rally!!"

[coddess]

"i was at a movie and this guy's cell phone rang and he answered it and was like, hey, i'm at a movie. i got really upset and i was like hey can you shut up? and he didn't and i got even more upset and i was gonna punch him but i looked at my wwjd bracelet and decided to do what jesus would do. so i set him on fire and sent him to hell

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[thetruth1125]

yeah i've watched that guy once too, when he started i was all like wtf, get off the tv you're not funny. but he turned out to be aight. no mitch hedburg though, RIP mitch.